Attention: TDR Forum Junkies 
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car she found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.
She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, " I Have A GUN AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT! GET OUT OF THE CAR. "
The four men did not wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad.
The lady some what shaken then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken she could not get her key into the igniton.
She tried and tried and then she realized why. It was the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, frisbee and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat.
A few minutes later she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake.
The sergeant to whom she told her story to couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad elderly woman, described as white less than five feet tall, glasses,curly white hair and carrying a large handgun.
No charges were filed.
Moral of the story. If your going to have a senior moment... make it memorable!
She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, " I Have A GUN AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT! GET OUT OF THE CAR. "
The four men did not wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad.
The lady some what shaken then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken she could not get her key into the igniton.
She tried and tried and then she realized why. It was the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, frisbee and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat.
A few minutes later she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake.
The sergeant to whom she told her story to couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad elderly woman, described as white less than five feet tall, glasses,curly white hair and carrying a large handgun.
No charges were filed.
Moral of the story. If your going to have a senior moment... make it memorable!
