FASS for FREE Festivities! (Ends: February 28, 2010)

[stumphumper]

ALL GREAT ADVICE ABOVE but management has noted that you three guys are draggin into work looking a bit tired lately... humm newly weds to be... Management wants you guys to step it up a bit and take GENO'S advice.

G- GET

E- ENOUGH

N- Nookie

O- ON

S- SUNDAY

so come to work happy and rested during the week!

 

[LeeMac]

Good luck with the 3 marriages. You have received a ton of advice and it is all good! Find the one you can laugh with because you will need the humor throughout. I told my wife that if she ever wanted to leave me, she would have to give me enough time so I could pack my bags also because she wasn't going to leave without me! :-laf

 

[tempforce]

plan ahead and listen for clues for gifts. don't ever wait until the last minute, she will know! when you haven't spent any time planning the gift... .

 

[Lamia]

sharing

Any newly married, or about to, man needs to share his Turbo Diesel Trk keys so she also can appreciate all the excitement. I'm 76 years young & my trk a 1992 W350 4w dr. bought new & now has over 230,000 My wife & daughter all enjoy the sharing. VRL

 

[mfburns]

1. We, not me

2. Always communicate in a calm manner, when you get emotional give her a hug to slow things down.

3. It's a long term project, plan for it.



36+ years and going.

 

[JHoose]

Congradulations and good luck.

 

[mattg]

Congratulations are most definately in order. I personally am a veteran of 9 years with 3 little ones (and a 4th on the way)

Make sure that you enjoy yourselves as much as possible before adding to the family. Otherwise you will be waiting a great many years before you can do it again.

Never forget that no matter how right you may be, you are still wrong.

Don't say "yes dear" more than 4 times a day. They get irritable after that.

 

[mcsinfl]

Congrats.

Married 11 years and 2 kids. Know that there will be tough times and people change and sometimes it takes time, months or even years to work out problems, but stick through and work them out... till death do us part. Too many people give up too easy these days.

 

[NFoster]

I wish you all many years of love and happiness.

The one thing I can advise is from the start keep your opinion

about each others families to your self and stay away from the others

family squabbles. Do this and it will save everyone a lot of sleepless nights

and keep you off the couch.



Best of luck to all!!

 

[BryanDouglas]

First, and most important, She's never wrong, no matter how right you are. Therefore, never say, "I told you so" or "See, I'm right". Regarding food - remember to always say, "Honey, this was great! May I have more?" (no matter how painful it maybe). Finally, because us guys have difficulty asking for directions, purchase a GPS system for her (because she's always right). Oo.

 

[ttreibel]

Rule#1

No matter how many task you complete, the size of the "honey-do" list never shrinks.



Rule#2

The way to fight a woman is with your coat-grab it and run.



Rule#3

Your wife has four special days:

Christmas

Valentine's Day

Her Wedding Anniversary

Her Birthday



Don't forget them ever. Never fail to produce at least some sort of gift for each of these days. If you stay married for 50 years that is only 200 gifts. If you subtract out the repeatable gifts like dinner and flowers you will probably only have to come up with 2 or 3 original gifts a year!

:-laf:-laf:-laf:-laf

 

[Shott]

Good luck ,keep smiling and remember to always say "YES"

 

[FKovach]

FKovach

As a lifelong bachelor, I don't feel qualified to give marital advice. I would say to use common sense in your everyday life.

 

[fest3er]

As a lifelong bachelor, I don't feel qualified to give marital advice. I would say to use common sense in your everyday life.

So am I. But I couldn't let a silly thing like that stop me.

 

[sellisrulz]

i say congratsto all of you. Advice??

1. Always stay positive

2. Dont forget what made you fall in love with her/him

3. Dont forget to make a big deal of special days (anniversary, b-day, valentines day, mothers day ETC)

4. always say i love you!!

5. Never go to bed mad at each other.

 

[PBrodeur]

Good luck to all about to launch into a "shared life".

ALWAYS make sure that love is present and shown through tough and easy times and don't think that the former won't come along occasionally.

But most of all---when you hear that leading question---"Honey, do you think I look fat in this outfit?"---do your level best to supress the answer---"In all honestly it isn't the outfit that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat, Honey!"

As Roy and Dale Evens always said---"Happy Trails to You".

 

[TZeyer]

way to go on get'n married!

what fun, congratulations, married life is great. enjoy!

 

[telliott]

dont ever start a sentence with "your freakin mother... . "

 

[JeremyWilliams]

Others always say it best so here it goes:



“Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts”

-Jeff Foxworthy



“I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it. ” -Lyndon B. Johnson



"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. " -James Holt McGavran



It is a blast, take care and have fun!

 

[Ram Bear]

Good luck to you Guys. Never but never forget birthdays or anniversaies. Flowers are always welcome.