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[RSchwarzli]

I used to be a heavy drinker of Pepsi. 12-20 cans a day everyday for years and at one party I had all 24 cans out of the case. 24 cans is about 2. 25 pounds of sugar. :-laf:-laf

This explains a lot about your need to take over something and start a war.

Inspired me to be a cat killer..... that could be genetics, too. I... .

You like cats that much too eh?



I have a saying. So many cats, so few recipes.

Just read her ad, was dwelling on the "Short Tempered" part.



You didn't cause some of that, did you????



I have a mother-in-law that could drink anyone under the table. She is 75 now and can't pack it away like she could at, let's say 65 but still does a respectable job at it.



She retired from the paper mill at 65, put the slide-in camper in the back of her Dodge 1/2ton and headed for Alaska all by herself.



Was gone 6 weeks and she had a blast.

Called her the "Old Bat" one day about 25 years ago, my wife was horrified but the MIL just loved it.

Signs all of my cards and stuff with "The Old Bat" to this day.

A great lady.



Mike.

Oh no. Mike is here now. Welcome to the pointless thread! We will suck you into pointlessness faster than you can tell a stupiud story!

 

[SRay]

Bscwarzli: Welcome back to your own thread that you got evicted from not long ago. :-laf:-laf



:-laf At need to start a war.



Aw I TRIED TO BY-PASS THE CUSSING FILTER!! now I don't get no presents for my goat, I could've sworn that was the sasquatch that entered my house.

 

[HHhuntitall]

Sasquatch? How did you confuse a short, fat, jolly person in red clothing with a tall, hairy, snarling Sasquatch that makes the floor squeak... ... . and what in the name of Nair would make you want to try and touch it, let alone provoke it's temper?!?!! Just open the door and throw a piece of jerky out on the porch. When it runs out to pick it up, just shut the door behind it, nail up a sheet of 1/4" steel plate, spray some skunk coverup scent, and hide behind the couch... ... kinda what you want to do when the inlaws show up.



Pointlessness?!?! WTH??!?! It's a playground, play hard or go home!!! It's better than us cluttering up your dwindling UCC thread.....



And we're building hot air for heating the house. IT's cool this time of year!!



Starting a war!! That's funny right there!! :-laf: Too much sugar is not good for you!!! Or anyone else, it seems!!

 

[HHhuntitall]

Anyone seen these?!?! (I've got too much time on my hands, I'm surfin' on Gunbroker and TDR..... :-laf)



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I think I like these guys... ... ... Oo.

 

[SRay]

HHhuntitall: Can't hear the floor squeak, the lights were off, and a someone that I know was captured by a hairy beast, murdered, and used as coyote bait#@$%!. I thought that big thing was in my house#@$%!. I'm very good at defending myself, me with my favorite Stiletto. Unfortunately Santa took a hit from my fist.



I have silent motion sensors in my house that's wireless and goes directly to my alarm clock that's built for hearing impaired people. There's a electric shaker that goes under my pillow that wakes me up with no noise or whasoever.



Yeah! We need heat now. So all our "pointless" ramblings heat our heads up which in turn heat the house up. This also scares the government. They don't like people like us that can "think'. Thinking also starts wars:-laf





Awesome Pic! That's me wiping the smile off of Bschwarzli's face with my goat!:-laf That was after I figured out how to pre-spool the old hx35 turbo.

Robert's old girl is running a "little" rich

 

[HHhuntitall]

HHhuntitall: Can't hear the floor squeak, the lights were off, and a someone that I know was captured by a hairy beast, murdered, and used as coyote bait#@$%!. I thought that big thing was in my house#@$%!. I'm very good at defending myself, me with my favorite Stiletto. Unfortunately Santa took a hit from my fist.

Well, Santa was probably already P. O. when he got to your house, depending on which direction he came in from... ... . venison is a commodity in my country... . I was surprised that sleigh could fly without the deer in front of it.....

I have silent motion sensors in my house that's wireless and goes directly to my alarm clock that's built for hearing impaired people. There's a electric shaker that goes under my pillow that wakes me up with no noise or whasoever.

You sound almost as paranoid as me..... but I'm not deaf. I think I need to look into that, though.....

Awesome Pic! That's me wiping the smile off of Bschwarzli's face with my goat!:-laf That was after I figured out how to pre-spool the old hx35 turbo.

Robert's old girl is running a "little" rich

Bring it up, when the light turns green... . DECK IT!!! I prefer to use a transbrake and delay box... ... . and a powerglide... ... and tracking bars..... and 35x15" slicks... ..... under a light car... ... with a big block... ...

Rich? Is that why it looks like dollar bills floating in the air?!?!? That clear crap is $3. 84gal here, now. Had to buy some yesterday afternoon for the KW and then again last night for one of the beaters on my way back from a friend's B-day party... ... . over 250gals... ... that sucks!



I did get my office partly remodeled. I can get all my firearms up off the floor and out of the corners, now. And even have a place for my leather working!!! Then, I got a tracking bar, ABS sensor, four new tires and wheels, and checked all the fluids in a new(to me) '98 I just got put together out of a wrecking yard. It looks pretty good for what it is. May try to paint the new hood and fender in a few weeks... ... 273K miles, and it's pretty tight. Looks like it needs a t-case seal and a pinion seal, but it's not leaking too bad, just a little seep. Need lots of degreaser!!!

 

[SRay]

Ah! That's probably why you and I don't get much luck. We've messed with everyone's favorite guy in the red suit and sleigh with reindeers. I should've not brought that Stiletto downstairs with me. Made me feel very tough and could take on anything. If I hadn't, I would've paid more attention to who was in the house including turning the lights on. :-laf



Everyone says Friday the 13th is bad luck here. My bad luck is almost every christmas eve. And this is no joke. many things have happened to me and my trucks. #@$%!



The alarm clock works great, it has many features to help me if I lived alone. There's the door bell, motion sensor, phone ringing, sound sensor, emergency alarm. Expensive though, paid $325 for the unit with door bell and motion sensor. Probably cheaper than protecting the house with an actual system.



Still gotta clean your windows off if you race me with your big block!:-laf:-laf



Someone took a near perfectly good truck that only needed a few things to the wrecking yard? These people apperantly don't know how to take care of the Cummins powered Dodges very well. At least that truck in the photo doesn't have rust on it. I've got a few rust spots that I'm fixing before snow. Most are fixed now. They were in the fender areas.



When I got the used vehicle info package when I was buying my Dodge, it says that I'm the 7th owner of this truck starting at 330,000 kms. So likely many people that don't like my truck, except me that is. Now there's 450,000 kms on the odo and by next year I can submit to the Cummins High Mileage Club again for the 300,000 mile club.



I hope that truck suits you well, it looks good in that photo with a nice bumper on it. 273,000 miles is just breaking in. :-laf

 

[SRay]

HHhuntitall: Yeah, black soot is "running rich" to all the gas guys. My goat was the cleanest cummins to run the quarter mile with the p pump. :-laf No smoke. And still run with Bschwarzli. There are no photos with us in them while racing, with my truck putting out any smoke. :-laf

 

[HHhuntitall]

I look at that smoke and I see horsepower than could have been transferred to the ground... . the fuel is getting there, just not getting burned. It's a give and take, but I prefer to not smoke if I can avoid it.



$350 is not too bad, and much cheaper than a whole house unit installed..... I can install one myself, but components are still gonna be around that or higher if you do every window... ... I stole most of mine from a house that was scheduled to be demo'd. Also got a nice fireplace mantel... ... HUGE!!!



The truck was considered totaled by the insurance company!! The hood and fender were all it really needed, and the bumper came off another truck. They're all kinda rough, the clear coat is peeling, hence why I want to paint it. But it was totalled and sold at auction to a friend, who has more than a few in his front yard and a lot in his back yard. I tried to buy it in Jan last year, but he didn't want to sell it then..... it quit running very good, so he decided to sell it, and I jumped on it. I got it and the parts for $3500, and I found the performance problem. It had a blown intercooler boot, so it was a quick and easy fix. The camper shell is about to break apart, so that's coming off pretty quick, I just haven't had the tractor running to get it off. And the dog likes it. Sleeps in there all day!!! Lazy Democrat. Gets fed whenever he wants it, free healthcare, free room and board, and all he has to do is fetch a ball every now and then... ... .

 

[SRay]

HHhuntitall::-laf:-laf Bschwarzli and truck does make a great photo shoot everytime though! 1st place for him on that! My friend took that photo.

 

[RSchwarzli]

Sasquatch? How did you confuse a short, fat, jolly person in red clothing with a tall, hairy, snarling Sasquatch that makes the floor squeak... ... .

Like when Shawn goes to sit on Santa's knee.



Umm Santa. Remember me? I was the guy that knocked you out last year when I thought you were a burgler..... :-laf

Pointlessness?!?! WTH??!?! It's a playground, play hard or go home!!! It's better than us cluttering up your dwindling UCC thread.....

Yes much better here!

Anyone seen these?!?! (I've got too much time on my hands, I'm surfin' on Gunbroker and TDR..... :-laf)







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Yes, was a good day. This was a great shot... .



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[RSchwarzli]

me with my favorite Stiletto.

Riiiiiiight..... You have a favorite stiletto? You are an odd little man aren't you... .



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Awesome Pic! That's me wiping the smile off of Bschwarzli's face with my goat!:-laf That was after I figured out how to pre-spool the old hx35 turbo.

Robert's old girl is running a "little" rich

Yes. I was doing 2nd gear launches and it was about 1 month after this that I put the HX35 on. This is still the H1C.

Still gotta clean your windows off if you race me with your big block!

Sounds like a challenge.

 

[SRay]

Bschwarzli::-laf#@$%! You call those things a stiletto? Mine is 16" long, made of solid Titanium and drives nails into wood. And the fact you live only a few hours away, I'll be bringing my "Stiletto", wearing Jason Voorhees' mask, you will be put out of your misery, nailed shut inside your DD, and buried 12ft in the ground with it. #@$%!



I'm surprised those high heels fit on your feet. :-laf

 

[HHhuntitall]

Riiiiiiight..... You have a favorite stiletto? You are an odd little man aren't you... .



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Yes. I was doing 2nd gear launches and it was about 1 month after this that I put the HX35 on. This is still the H1C.







Sounds like a challenge.

Challenge it is!! All I need is a reason to teak something... . hmm, got a new(to me) auto in the driveway... . a little injectors, some electronic mods, a cam, a not small turbo, and a new bumpstick... . I'm in!!

I think I like these guys... ... ... Oo.

Ok... . now I'm thinking I'm not so sure... ... Sharing shoes is ok... . unless they're high heels and you're a male..... :secondthought:

 

[SRay]

Apparantly you, Bschwarzli knew what a frickin' girl's stilleto is#@$%!. If I had known, I would've put only hammer in the previous post. Now we're the laughing stock of all TDR chapters. :-laf:-laf:-laf



Hx35 turbo or not, I'm still gonna beat you're ol' goat to the finish line!:-laf



Only one thing you have that's bigger than what's in my goat is injectors. And it's not helping you.



I love those pics of drag racing, smoke looks so nice pouring out the stacks.



Hhuntitall: hell no! Ain't wearing them God awful shoes!

 

[HHhuntitall]

Hmmm, okayyyyy... . but if Robert shows up wearing them, I'm not so sure I'm gonna hang around... ... but if not, as Doc Holiday says,"There! Now we can be friends!"

 

[SRay]

HHhuntitall: I don't think I'll be around either if Robert or anyone ever shows up with them shoes.

 

[HHhuntitall]

HHhuntitall: I don't think I'll be around either if Robert or anyone ever shows up with them shoes.

... ... careful what you say..... I know people. They'll make you eat those words... ..... THIS person would be ok to show up in heels.....

 

[SRay]

Errrr..... Oops... . alright, let me rephrase: I don't think I'll be around if Robert or any guys that show up with high heels. :-laf



That's some mighty fine lady there! Also I'm sure someday she'll have foot, leg, and whatever problems ladies usually gets from wearing high heels.

 

[HHhuntitall]

Errrr..... Oops... . alright, let me rephrase: I don't think I'll be around if Robert or any guys that show up with high heels. :-laf



That's some mighty fine lady there! Also I'm sure someday she'll have foot, leg, and whatever problems ladies usually gets from wearing high heels.

Ummm, the problem they develop is children. It happens when they look like that. Several times. And then they either don't look like that anymore, or they get their tubes tied, or you put your manhood in a vise and hit it with a hammer. (both good options, just in case you wondered... . I have two children... . well, more like "offspring"..... I've had the hammer in my hand, before... ... . ) Either way, you learn to just watch from a distance. Much cheaper that way. Kinda like drag racing. You really can't afford it unless you're really committed, and even then, it might bankrupt you.....



Luckily, you live in a cold climate, so you don't have to fight looking at things like that 9 months out of the year.....