Penny, Big's Wife request!!

[BIGNASTY]

Im sorry to disturb you Gentlemen but I have a request to GET BACK AT BIG! He went to the Dentist today and they found a cavity. Big has always had perfect teeth, not even so much as to need any cleaning. But today the Dentist called me and said you might what to talk to Gail when he gets home he almost started to cry when I was going to give him a shot to numb his tooth, his eyes welled up and he looked scared as Hell!!!!



This reaction coming from a man that dislocates fingers and just pulls them back in place or breaks a wrist so bad that his fingers were pointing at his elbow and his only comment was that you couldn't have put it back in place when I was knocked out!! 4 hours out of surgery from knee replacement and he gets up to go to the bathroom after pulling out his own catheter!! (try that one on yourself) walks to the nurses station and asked for some of the pizza that they had.



To hear of this is so funny to us, he laughs at us for complaining about how it hurts at the dentist when we go it will be fun to rib him back. So is there anyway of making this so he cant delete this and rib him relentlessly for awhile?



Thanks for your time

Penny

 

[mwilson]

Im sorry to disturb you Gentlemen but I have a request to GET BACK AT BIG! He went to the Dentist today and they found a cavity. Big has always had perfect teeth, not even so much as to need any cleaning. But today the Dentist called me and said you might what to talk to Gail when he gets home he almost started to cry when I was going to give him a shot to numb his tooth, his eyes welled up and he looked scared as Hell!!!!



This reaction coming from a man that dislocates fingers and just pulls them back in place or breaks a wrist so bad that his fingers were pointing at his elbow and his only comment was that you couldn't have put it back in place when I was knocked out!! 4 hours out of surgery from knee replacement and he gets up to go to the bathroom after pulling out his own catheter!! (try that one on yourself) walks to the nurses station and asked for some of the pizza that they had.



To hear of this is so funny to us, he laughs at us for complaining about how it hurts at the dentist when we go it will be fun to rib him back. So is there anyway of making this so he cant delete this and rib him relentlessly for awhile?



Thanks for your time

Penny

Now he can't delete it as it is a quote contained in my post. Thanks for the heads up... ...



Glad I could help... ...



Mike.

 

[JJPage]

Not many things scarier than a needle directed at your mouth, unless it is going up your nose... . just had a cauterization to stop a severe nosebleed.

 

[GCroyle]

Penny,

Ya darn near burst my invincible vision of BIG, tougher than saddle leather, ornerier than a momma bear, taller than Paul Bunyou, stronger than Babe the Blue Ox, Chuck Norris quivers at his name and runs from his shadow and the Duke holds his head bowed as he passes by.

 

[mwilson]

Penny,



Ya darn near burst my invincible vision of BIG, tougher than saddle leather, ornerier than a momma bear, taller than Paul Bunyou, stronger than Babe the Blue Ox, Chuck Norris quivers at his name and runs from his shadow and the Duke holds his head bowed as he passes by.

Oh ya, you just had to go and bring up Chuck Norris... ... . #5 is my absolute favorite...



Best Chuck Norris Jokes





1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.





2. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.





3. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.





4. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.





5. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.





6. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody.





7. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.





8. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.





9. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.





10. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.





Sorry.....

Mike.

 

[Grizzly]

Penny, is BIG a fan of Blake Shelton? If so Blake had a big hit a few years ago call "Some Beach". In that song there's a part about Blake going to the dentist and about getting some Novocain. It's hilarious and will be very fitting. The songs in a few of his albums, but one album is, "Barn and Grill".

george

 

[BIGNASTY]

Been siting here waiting for words to come to me and... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... it will be UGLY at BEST!!!!!!!!! TRUST ME ON THIS!!!!!!!!





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The guy formerly know as big

 

[Wayne M.]

I got my popcorn..... Actually I should be quiet. My mouth has been good to me as well. Poor big fella.

 

[S.Morris]

This must be a good thread cause I'm sitting here chuckling to my self.....

 

[BIGNASTY]

IM STILL THINKING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:-laf

 

[GCroyle]

It DOES NOT get any better than this, BIG can't talk OR TYPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wa Wa Wa He want's his blankey, keep little big guy all warmy toasty, time for some warm milk little big man? Did ya manage to bite yer mouth flapper while that MONSTER NOVACANE needle stuff wears off?

It's OK BIGGY WIGGY you just sit by the window and watch the sun set on a pooh pooh day!

You want we should send Chucky Norrissy to come by and tuck you in tonight, maybe a little pecky wecky on you little forehead?

 

[mwilson]

Oh ya, you just had to go and bring up Chuck Norris... ... . #5 is my absolute favorite...



Best Chuck Norris Jokes





1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.





2. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.





3. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.





4. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.





5. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.





6. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody.





7. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.





8. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.





9. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.





10. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.





Sorry.....

Mike.

"Chuck Norris always needs a new dentist. Nobody puts Chuck Norris in pain and lives"





Mike.

 

[BIGNASTY]

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[BigPapa]

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[Jim W]

Hey Big wait till you need a ROOT CANAL in one of your upper teeth. The needle in the side of the gum does not feel too bad it is the one in the roof of mouth that will get to you. And then the dentist asks the dental assistant for a 35mm file to clean out the root nerve in the tooth. Now that is a great feeling when it is all over.
Jim W.

 

[Wayne M.]

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That's da bomb!! Really, is he home yet?! I hear guys and one speaks of a root canal like as if they're digging around in there with a CAT bar. Aka 18" lady's heel bar.

 

[BIGNASTY]

BIG Pa Pa

I like that one but it seems as thou your on the side of the wife, so I wont laugh to hard she will come in and see this post sooner or later and hopefully I will be asleep when she has a look see AT MY EXPENCE!!!!



She is having a blast with this, we are having STEAK tonight for dinner she knows full on that I will pick up the bone from the Porterhouse and get what I can off of it I think that is the best part of the steak. Im sure that there will some kind of laugh or growling sound made and then a YELP!!! to go along with it AGAIN AT MY EXPENCE. She is such a funny girl she brought me our Grandsons TED THE BEAR as I call him, gave him to me along with a pacifier, and some baby Orajel and a kind pat on the head and a soft whisper of MA MA LOVE'S YOU BABY BOY







VERY FUNNY!!

 

[BigPapa]

I'm not taking sides. I hate a shot in the mouth as bad as the next guy. I'm just watching, waiting, and enjoying the entertainment.

 

[TJJEEPER]

I'm crushed... Big is only human...

 

[BIGNASTY]

i'm crushed... Big is only human...

Ya im a big sensitive guy