Well it appears this is/was a fuel supply issue. We pulled the filter today and it was all goobered up with jelly looking stuff. It was actually flowing so little we think it was the reason the rail was not getting enough, which in turn made the engine run so weak it didnt have the balls to drive.
After swapping out the filter we cleared the codes and took it for a rip on the highway and it appears to be normal again. It smoked a little at first (black) but I figure the cat was loaded up from him driving it around with the smarty on like a old lady
After I was done giving it a test drive the cat was cleaned out and no smoke, and running normalOo.