Attention: TDR Forum Junkies Robin Williams' new plan for America
What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up
and repeat this message.
Robin Williams' plan... (Hard to argue with this logic!)
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard
of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan:
1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference"
in their affairs, past & present. We will promise never to
"interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world,
starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines.
They don't want us there. We would station troops at our
borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs
together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After
90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported
immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France
would welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and
limited to 90 day visits unless given a special permit. No one
from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you
don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide here.
Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need
any more cab drivers.
5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the
bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's
back home, baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self
sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non
polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary
drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will
have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10
a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go
someplace else.
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the
world, we will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or
whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need.
Besides, most of what we give them gets "lost" or is taken
by their army. The people who need it most get very little,
anyway.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We
don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides,
it would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal
aliens.
9b) Use the buildings as replacement for the twin towers.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That
way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
Now, ain't that a winner of a plan. "The Statue of Liberty
is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired,
your huddled masses. ' She's got a baseball bat and she's
yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'"
- Robin
What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up
and repeat this message.
Robin Williams' plan... (Hard to argue with this logic!)
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard
of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan:
1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference"
in their affairs, past & present. We will promise never to
"interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world,
starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines.
They don't want us there. We would station troops at our
borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs
together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After
90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported
immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France
would welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and
limited to 90 day visits unless given a special permit. No one
from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you
don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide here.
Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need
any more cab drivers.
5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the
bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's
back home, baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self
sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non
polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary
drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will
have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10
a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go
someplace else.
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the
world, we will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or
whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need.
Besides, most of what we give them gets "lost" or is taken
by their army. The people who need it most get very little,
anyway.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We
don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides,
it would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal
aliens.
9b) Use the buildings as replacement for the twin towers.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That
way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
Now, ain't that a winner of a plan. "The Statue of Liberty
is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired,
your huddled masses. ' She's got a baseball bat and she's
yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'"
- Robin
