A joke(for you married folks)

[biggieou]

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold. "

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married. "

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. " Then get your own blanket. "

After a moment of silence, he farted Oo.

 

[JPope]

Defintely have to be married for a while :-laf to appreciate this one!!

 

[ramtifosi]

Definately a LOL, very funny

 

[Spooled-up]

:-laf :-laf :-laf

 

[ACoyle]

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited

about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the

wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.



Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"



The pharmacist answers, "Yes. "



Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"



Pharmacist: "Of course we do. "



Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"



Pharmacist: "All kinds. "



Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?"



Pharmacist: "Definitely. "



Jacob: "How about Viagra?"



Pharmacist: "Of course. "



Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"



Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works. "



Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes

for Parkinson's disease?"



Pharmacist: "Absolutely. "



Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"



Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes. "



Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry. "