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A young blonde woman was driving through Southern Louisiana while
On vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator
shoes in
The worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local
Vendors were asking.
`
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of
the shopkeepers,
The young Blonde declared, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and
catch
My own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!"
`
The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, "Well little lady, why don't you
Go on and give it a try?"
`
The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an
alligator.
`
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots the same
Young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.
`
As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming
Rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the Blonde takes aim,
Shoots the creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby
Were 7 more dead gators, all lying belly up.
`
The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The
Blonde struggles mightily and manages to flip the gator onto its back.
Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in frustration,
`
`
"CRAP! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"
On vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator
shoes in
The worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local
Vendors were asking.
`
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of
the shopkeepers,
The young Blonde declared, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and
catch
My own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!"
`
The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, "Well little lady, why don't you
Go on and give it a try?"
`
The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an
alligator.
`
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots the same
Young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.
`
As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming
Rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the Blonde takes aim,
Shoots the creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby
Were 7 more dead gators, all lying belly up.
`
The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The
Blonde struggles mightily and manages to flip the gator onto its back.
Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in frustration,
`
`
"CRAP! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"
