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A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the fire station when he notices a little
boy next door in a little red wagon with ladders hung off the side and a garden hose
coiled in the middle. The little boy is wearing a fire fighters helmet and has the wagon
tied to a dog and a cat. The fire fighter walks over for a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck", the fire fighter says in admiration.
"Thanks, the boy says"
The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices that the boy has tied the wagon to the
dogs collar and the cat's testicles.
"Little partner" the fire fighter says, I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck,
but if you were to tie that rope to the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.
The little boy says "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren".
boy next door in a little red wagon with ladders hung off the side and a garden hose
coiled in the middle. The little boy is wearing a fire fighters helmet and has the wagon
tied to a dog and a cat. The fire fighter walks over for a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck", the fire fighter says in admiration.
"Thanks, the boy says"
The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices that the boy has tied the wagon to the
dogs collar and the cat's testicles.
"Little partner" the fire fighter says, I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck,
but if you were to tie that rope to the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.
The little boy says "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren".
