Are You A Winner?

[Doc Tinker]

It's not often that I win something, but I don't stop hoping to win the Publisher's Clearinghouse Giveaway. You guys think it would help if I bought some magazines???



Doc

 

[EMDDIESEL]

You have a better chance of being struck by lightning Doc. But sure, by some magazines, why not.

 

[JeffreyHahn]

winner

Save your money and order magazines from Delta Publishing Group, Ltd @ 18007283728 and ask for a catalog. This is the one a lot of MD offices use. Take your savings and throw it away on the MI lottery. I am not affliated with Delta or MI lottery.

 

[lschultz]

Won a bicycle once. Did not know my wife put my name in it. They called to tell me about it. I said I didn't enter no contest and I don't want know bicycle. I was just about to tell lady where she could put that bicycle when wife came home. Then she told me she put my name in. Win a Dr Pepper ever now and then. Use to buy lottery tickets every week but have not bought one since I went up against that tree.

 

[Whitmore]

have not bought one since I went up against that tree.

tell us more... ... . inquiring minds want to know

 

[Jeff H]

Loser herer.

 

[csevers]

LLLLLLLLLLLLooooooosssseeeeeerrrrrrrr

If there were only one ticket sold and It was in my hand I would lose. Just my luck!

 

[LWilliams]

I ain't no loser, I just don't win.

With my luck I could fall in a vat of titties and come out sucking my thumb.

 

[ISBPilot]

Reminds me ....................

... ... ... of a comedian I heard one time. He said the chances of winning the lottery are about the same as it would be for them bringing it to you by mistake. That tought causes me to save a couple bucks ever time I go in a store with tickets. :-laf :-laf :-laf



Todd

 

[DaveN]

If it weren't for bad luck I wouldn't have any luck at all.

 

[bigkid59]

Back in the late seventies I walked into a grocery store next door to where I was working. A fellow worker, named Elvis but not the same one you might be thinking about, and I would go over there every couple of days and get some fresh fruit to munch on.

On this day I bought two apples and the clerk handed me 2 or 3 of those scratch off cards. I walked away and while waiting for Elvis to check out I scratched off the covering on the cards. One of them showed that I had won $1000 cash. I told myself that I was probably reading it wrong, but I had Elvis look at it and he told me that I was reading it right.

I went over to the store's customer service office and they said that on any winning amount over $100 they had to send the ticket in to their headquarters for payment. They gave me a receipt for it and about a week later I received a check for the $1000 in the mail.

That is the most I have ever won, but I have a nephew whose wife was at the casinos just South of here in Tunica MS who had a total of $18 in a $1. 00 slot machine when it hit for either $464,000 or $466,000, I don't remember which. This was not one of the 20 year payout deals, but one where they received all of it at once.

That is the kind of luck we all wish for!

 

[nickleinonen]

i won $50 [cdn though... ] when that new episode 1 starwars came out. it was won by the pepsi look under the cap thingie... i got a big 8. 5x11 cheque in the mail. that was pretty cool...