Automotive neophyte

[fest3er]

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage when a blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other, and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there. Or do you call it a seven-one-oh?"

The mechanic shook his head, but smart on his part, he gave the blonde a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it she printed 710.

He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there. "

 

[SOOT]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Some people have no clue

 

[illflem]

Now I get it. I always thought 710 was the part number for that cap so you could look inside the engine to see if everthing is ok.

 

[B.G. Smith]

On the way to the---

My wife came home one day and said "I hit a rough spot in the road and the car is making a funny noise now. " I checked it and she had lost the muffler. I told her if this happens again to stop and see if something had come loose from the car and and to retrive it as it might be of value. Some time later she came home one day and said "I hit a rough spot and heard a loud clang so I stopped and found this piece in the road, it was heavy but I finally got it in the car. " Well this time it was not the muffler, she had a manhole cover in the trunk. bg