Attention: TDR Forum Junkies 
got this in my e-mail the other day from a self-proclaimed stock broker.
MerrickNJr
If you bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
worth $49.
If you bought $1000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year
ago, drank all the beer, and traded in the cans for the nickel deposit, you
would have $79.
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
MerrickNJr
If you bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
worth $49.
If you bought $1000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year
ago, drank all the beer, and traded in the cans for the nickel deposit, you
would have $79.
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
