Best Overheard Conversation at Muncie!

[Sled Puller]

Steve to Wayne in the staging lanes at Muncie Dragstrip:





"... ... Yes, I know your truck is faster than mine, Wayne, but this is bracket racing, and now it is time to seperate the racers from the wannabees!... ... "(close)



Steve: Lost first round.

Wayne: Won the whole shootin match.







I guess the seperatin was done, eh?



Gene

 

[Sled Puller]

Second best:



Dennis,

" I learned a lot from that seminar. Of course, I didn't know anything to begin with. "









Third best:

Chad to Eric on the handheld radio:

"*&^%&%$%&(^%$%$%&*)^&$#@#$%$#@#$^^#$, Buddy!"

 

[Sled Puller]

BEST ONE LINER:

Gene to Eric up in the announcers stand:



"Eric, can you see Tom and Sheryl from up there?"(meaning in the stands)





"No Gene, I can't see Tom's camper from up here. "





Why you little.....

 

[Steve St.Laurent]

LOL! What I actually said was "Now the real racing starts and this is where we seperate the men from the boys"! Way to put my foot in my mouth Wayne's a man, and I'm a boy - that's all I have to say on that one!! The best quote I heard all day was from one of the cops that we had working the event - he was watching the dyno runs and said "I sure hope I don't have to chase down one of these trucks!"