Attention: TDR Forum Junkies 
Being an equal opportunity smarta**, I even laughed at the last one. 
(1) What does the average A&M player get on his SATs?
Drool.
(2) What do you get when you put 32 Oklahoma cheerleaders in
one room?
A full set of teeth.
(3) How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?
Grease her hips and push like heck.
(4) How do you get a Texas Tech graduate off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
(5) Why do the Iowa State cheerleaders wear bibs?
To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.
(6) Why is the Baylor football team like a possum?
Because they play dead at home, and get killed on the road.
(7) What are the longest three years of a K-State football
player's life?
His freshman year.
(8) How many Colorado freshmen does it take to change a light
bulb?
None . . . That's a sophomore course at Colorado .
(9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
Lawrence, Kansas. . . He knew that the police would never
look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.
(10) Why did Oklahoma State choose orange as their team color?
You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on
Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of
the week.
(1) What does the average A&M player get on his SATs?
Drool.
(2) What do you get when you put 32 Oklahoma cheerleaders in
one room?
A full set of teeth.
(3) How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?
Grease her hips and push like heck.
(4) How do you get a Texas Tech graduate off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
(5) Why do the Iowa State cheerleaders wear bibs?
To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.
(6) Why is the Baylor football team like a possum?
Because they play dead at home, and get killed on the road.
(7) What are the longest three years of a K-State football
player's life?
His freshman year.
(8) How many Colorado freshmen does it take to change a light
bulb?
None . . . That's a sophomore course at Colorado .
(9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
Lawrence, Kansas. . . He knew that the police would never
look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.
(10) Why did Oklahoma State choose orange as their team color?
You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on
Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of
the week.
