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Did you hear about the two
blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie?
They went to see "Closed for the Winter. "
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Did you hear about the
near-tragedy at the mall?
There was a power outage, and
twelve blondes were stuck on the escalators
for over four hours.
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A blonde was driving home after
a game and got caught in a really bad
hailstorm. Her car was covered
with dents, so the next day she took it to a
repair shop. The shop owner saw
hat she was a blonde, so he decided to have
some fun. He told her just to go
home and blow into the tail pipe really
hard, and all the dents would pop out.
So, the blonde went home, got
down on her hands and knees and started
blowing into her tailpipe.
Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder,
and still nothing happen. Her roommate, another blonde,
came home and said, "What are you doing?
The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into
the tail pipe in order to get
all the dents to pop out.
The roommate rolled her eyes and
said, "Uh, like hello! You need to roll up
the windows first. "
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A blonde was shopping at a
Target Store and came across a silver thermos.
She was quite fascinated by it,
so she picked it up and brought it over to
the clerk to ask what it was.
The clerk said, "Why, that's a
thermos... . it keeps things hot and some
things cold. "
"Wow, said the blonde, "that's
amazing... . I'm going to buy it !"
So she bought the thermos and
took it to work the next day.
Her boss saw it on her desk.
"What's that,' he asked?
"Why, that's a thermos..... it
keeps hot things hot and cold things cold,"
she replied. Her boss inquired, What do you
have in it?" The blond replied, "Two
popsicles, and some coffee".
blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie?
They went to see "Closed for the Winter. "
***************
Did you hear about the
near-tragedy at the mall?
There was a power outage, and
twelve blondes were stuck on the escalators
for over four hours.
*****************
A blonde was driving home after
a game and got caught in a really bad
hailstorm. Her car was covered
with dents, so the next day she took it to a
repair shop. The shop owner saw
hat she was a blonde, so he decided to have
some fun. He told her just to go
home and blow into the tail pipe really
hard, and all the dents would pop out.
So, the blonde went home, got
down on her hands and knees and started
blowing into her tailpipe.
Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder,
and still nothing happen. Her roommate, another blonde,
came home and said, "What are you doing?
The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into
the tail pipe in order to get
all the dents to pop out.
The roommate rolled her eyes and
said, "Uh, like hello! You need to roll up
the windows first. "
****************
A blonde was shopping at a
Target Store and came across a silver thermos.
She was quite fascinated by it,
so she picked it up and brought it over to
the clerk to ask what it was.
The clerk said, "Why, that's a
thermos... . it keeps things hot and some
things cold. "
"Wow, said the blonde, "that's
amazing... . I'm going to buy it !"
So she bought the thermos and
took it to work the next day.
Her boss saw it on her desk.
"What's that,' he asked?
"Why, that's a thermos..... it
keeps hot things hot and cold things cold,"
she replied. Her boss inquired, What do you
have in it?" The blond replied, "Two
popsicles, and some coffee".
