So there I am, coming back from the store last night after loading up with Easter candy for the kids. I’m in the left turn lane and after the light turns green I proceed at a normal pace into the turn when I look back and notice this clown riding really close. After we make the turn he puts the hammer down to get around the slow diesel truck and whips it back right in front of me. #@$%! At first I couldn’t really identify what it was because he had it debadged, windows limo tinted out, and dual fart cans. Then it finally came to me, BMW Z3. Not knowing much about them, I turned the Comp to 3X5, (Smarty is already on #8) in hopes we would line up at another light down the road.
We both come to the next light and are both turning left again, but this time he’s in front and I know he’s itching to run. We both make the turn but had to stop for the guy in front to turn left, as soon a that guy turns I know it’s game time (only a two lane road)! Sure enough, that guy gets out of the way and the Z3 drops the hammer again and tries to leave me. I was almost embarrassed for him because he got a three car jump on me but by the time I hit third I almost ran him over. At this point, I’m sure he’s getting a little nervous because all he can see in his rear view is that nasty looking Ram grill staring right at him. I back out of it and give him some space and he tries to pull again... NOPE, so I give him another good look at the Ram grill.
We approach the next light which turns back into a four lane and we’re able to line up side by side. I know what’s about to happen so I drop her in 4WD as I creep up beside him to the light. I look over and start to rock the truck by pumping the brake and he starts to rev the Beamer. His windows were limo tint so I couldn’t make eye contact but we both knew it WAS ON. I start to build boost and hold it at 10lbs, light turns green and the poor guy gave up by the time we reached the other side of the intersection. I slowed up and let him get even with me again just in case he wanted to try a rolling start... NOPE, apparently he had enough medicine because he behaved himself from that point on. :-laf
We both come to the next light and are both turning left again, but this time he’s in front and I know he’s itching to run. We both make the turn but had to stop for the guy in front to turn left, as soon a that guy turns I know it’s game time (only a two lane road)! Sure enough, that guy gets out of the way and the Z3 drops the hammer again and tries to leave me. I was almost embarrassed for him because he got a three car jump on me but by the time I hit third I almost ran him over. At this point, I’m sure he’s getting a little nervous because all he can see in his rear view is that nasty looking Ram grill staring right at him. I back out of it and give him some space and he tries to pull again... NOPE, so I give him another good look at the Ram grill.
We approach the next light which turns back into a four lane and we’re able to line up side by side. I know what’s about to happen so I drop her in 4WD as I creep up beside him to the light. I look over and start to rock the truck by pumping the brake and he starts to rev the Beamer. His windows were limo tint so I couldn’t make eye contact but we both knew it WAS ON. I start to build boost and hold it at 10lbs, light turns green and the poor guy gave up by the time we reached the other side of the intersection. I slowed up and let him get even with me again just in case he wanted to try a rolling start... NOPE, apparently he had enough medicine because he behaved himself from that point on. :-laf
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