Mebbe put the wife in da yard with a camo cover?? (sorry Ma'am) but MY wife ******* about DD and I still drive it daily and it still gets 18 MPG min (oh yeah, HER Commander gets 16, 14 if we're stuck in traffic in Bean Town. ) OK - I lie - the other day I did a round trip sustained 85-90 MPH (I'll explain later…much later) and it was 17 MPG. And yet… a good friend, client, and Chrysler mechanic says—that truck owes you NOTHING (at 290K). So…