Attention: TDR Forum Junkies (Source Unknown)
Whine, whine, whine
The Democrats are complaining
about how long the
war on terrorism is taking,
but consider this:
It took less time
to take Iraq
than it took Janet Reno
to take the Branch Davidian Compound.
That was a 51 day operation.
It took less time
to find evidence of chemical weapons
in Iraq than it took Hillary Clinton
to find the Rose Law Firm billing records.
It took less time
for the 3rd Infantry Division
and the US Marines
to destroy the Medina Republican Guard
than it took Ted Kennedy
to call the police
after his Oldsmobile
sunk at Chappaquiddick
killing Mary Jo Kopeckne.
It took less time
to take Iraq
than it took to
count the votes in Florida!
and it took less time
for Bill Clinton to drop his pants
in the oval office
than for the Yellow Democrats to
to belly ache about everything.
Too Embarrassed
It was the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know the new kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a living.
The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman. "
The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my Dad is mechanic. "
Then one little boy says: "My name is Jimmy and my father is a strip tease dancer in a cabaret for gay men. "
The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject. Later in the school yard,the teacher approaches Jimmy privately and asks if it was really true thathis Dad dances nude in a gay bar.
He blushed and said, "No, my dad raises money for the Democrat Party, but I was just too embarrassed to say it. "
Whine, whine, whine
The Democrats are complaining
about how long the
war on terrorism is taking,
but consider this:
It took less time
to take Iraq
than it took Janet Reno
to take the Branch Davidian Compound.
That was a 51 day operation.
It took less time
to find evidence of chemical weapons
in Iraq than it took Hillary Clinton
to find the Rose Law Firm billing records.
It took less time
for the 3rd Infantry Division
and the US Marines
to destroy the Medina Republican Guard
than it took Ted Kennedy
to call the police
after his Oldsmobile
sunk at Chappaquiddick
killing Mary Jo Kopeckne.
It took less time
to take Iraq
than it took to
count the votes in Florida!
and it took less time
for Bill Clinton to drop his pants
in the oval office
than for the Yellow Democrats to
to belly ache about everything.
Too Embarrassed
It was the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know the new kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a living.
The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman. "
The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my Dad is mechanic. "
Then one little boy says: "My name is Jimmy and my father is a strip tease dancer in a cabaret for gay men. "
The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject. Later in the school yard,the teacher approaches Jimmy privately and asks if it was really true thathis Dad dances nude in a gay bar.
He blushed and said, "No, my dad raises money for the Democrat Party, but I was just too embarrassed to say it. "
