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> >G. W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same Barbershop.
> >
> > As they sat there, each being worked on by a different Barber, not a
word
> >was spoken.
> >
> > The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would
> >turn to politics.
> >
> > As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Kerry in his
chair
> >reached for the aftershave.
> >
> > Kerry was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Theresa will
> >smell
> >that and think I've been in a
> > *****house. "
> >
> > The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?"
> >
> > Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a
> >*****house smells like. "
> >G. W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same Barbershop.
> >
> > As they sat there, each being worked on by a different Barber, not a
word
> >was spoken.
> >
> > The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would
> >turn to politics.
> >
> > As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Kerry in his
chair
> >reached for the aftershave.
> >
> > Kerry was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Theresa will
> >smell
> >that and think I've been in a
> > *****house. "
> >
> > The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?"
> >
> > Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a
> >*****house smells like. "
