Check out this discovery-- a "silence-her" ring!!

[Hohn]

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Aren't *I* the funny guy... .

 

[fkovalski]

... . a "silence-her" ring!! ...

Yea, right- that is only a temporary fix for "whine. " :-laf

 

[nps]

Like all BOMBs, once started down that slippery slope who knows where and when the bottom will flatten out. The seat-of-the-pants (or no pants) excitement will soon wear off, requiring even more radical measures to rekindle the moment of thrill. :-laf

 

[DHayden]

Stated best on the Blue Collar Comedy tour when talking about what diveres(sp?) jewelery slogan should really say: Diamonds, that'll shut her up... . for a minute

 

[biggieou]

Like I always say, "Diamonds are forever, but she isn't so save your money"

 

[bmoeller]

Stated best on the Blue Collar Comedy tour when talking about what diveres(sp?) jewelery slogan should really say: Diamonds, that'll shut her up... . for a minute

Ron White. That was the first thing that came to mind as well. :-laf

 

[DHayden]

Thats his name! Man that was bugging me. I'm sure you've had those days where its on the tip of your tongue but you just cant quite say it..... been driving me nuts all afternoon!

 

[MMeier]

Like I always say, "Diamonds are forever, but she isn't so save your money"

That ain't no... . well you know !! :-laf

 

[rrausch]

Another one I like is this one: No matter how beautiful & sexy she is, some guy, somewhere, is mighty tired of putting up with her bull****.

 

[BarryG]

Until I opened up the thread the thought that entered my mind was a roll of duct tape was going to be in the picture.



PS I love my wife dearly and would never use such a device to shut her up, (the duct tape I mean)