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Cheesecake cookies and caulk

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Its the little things as to why I love my wife-

OK, so the wife's family was coming over for Easter Dinner. My son was clinging to her and the wife asked if I would make her families famous Cheesecake. I figured as long as I have a cheesecake manual no problem, afterall I changed the VP out on my truck this summer with nothing more than a shop manual. How hard could a cheesecake be. So I set out to start building this cheesecake and right away notice a problem with the pan she gave me. It looks like a big clamp with a pan on the bottom, but I can see gaps, so I know she won't seal. I did what and TDR guy would do..... I headed out to the garage with the pan... ... . no not going to weld her up, I know better, but I did run a bead of caulk around the bottom, Hi-temp of course.



Well the wife caught me while I was letting her set up a little and she was none too happy. I told her there was gonna be trouble if she did it her way and I was right. Cleaned the caulk up and installed the crust. Tried to plug the holes with crust but just not the same as caulk you know. Anyway you guessed it we had Cheesecake running out those holes like no tomorrow. Made a hell of a mess before I shoved the cookie pan under her. And that is when it happened. Like Ben Franklin discovering electricity I discovered Cheesecake cookies very much by accident. Those things were awesome. See the cake that ran out onto the pan made killer cheesecake cookies and that little addition to the family recipe book is all mine.



Well the bottom of the oven was a big mess so I figured I would turn on the self cleaning beast and go sit down. 30 minutes later the smoke rolling outta there was so thick I thought Hoss was Dyno testing in my kitchen. I sprung to action and put a piece of 4" flex from a bath fan over the vent hole right on up to the hood fan. Worked like a charm. Of course it was now going over the fence to the neighboors house which they were trying to sell. I can here the prospective buyers now. "Nice house but smells like a meth lab next door"

Oh Well, No more cooking for me :-laf
 
Now you tell me. Racks stayed in the oven cause they were dirty too. They now have a nice Blue color to them. Shhh, wife has not noticed yet. :eek:
 
LOL... . Im a Sears appliance tech. . so I see that everyday. . Just tell her thats "normal wear and tear" LOL. . Oh yea. . do a self clean on days you can open all the windows and doors... oven might smoke like a bombed cummins :-laf
 
Yesterday, I volunteered to make my Mother's bean dip, since her hand is all bandaged up. :(



I apparently did a good job, because the Mrs. noticed not only did the presentation make it appealing, nobody would leave it alone. Yummy. She wants to turn me loose in the kitchen more often. :rolleyes:



Of course, nothing I've done involves the range as of yet. She might be in for a rude awakening! :--)



Eddie
 
tractorface said:
OK, so the wife's family was coming over for Easter Dinner. My son was clinging to her and the wife asked if I would make her families famous Cheesecake. I figured as long as I have a cheesecake manual no problem, afterall I changed the VP out on my truck this summer with nothing more than a shop manual. How hard could a cheesecake be. So I set out to start building this cheesecake and right away notice a problem with the pan she gave me. It looks like a big clamp with a pan on the bottom, but I can see gaps, so I know she won't seal. I did what and TDR guy would do..... I headed out to the garage with the pan... ... . no not going to weld her up, I know better, but I did run a bead of caulk around the bottom, Hi-temp of course.







Oh Well, No more cooking for me :-laf





:-laf :-laf



We might be related..... :-laf



I did something similar only I almost burnt the house down... . :-laf



Lets not go there... :D
 
That was funny!!!!

ACCs

Accidential cheesecake cookies, reicipe found on page '360' of TDR cook book "Smoke'm then eat'm". Thanks for the laugh. Mike
 
:-laf :-laf

What we have is is living Proof: There's a reason men never were meant to be in the kitchen - just ask my wife! :D



That's why God invented garages and trucks. :-laf
 
I was given some words of wisdom from a friend of mine... . that goes along these lines. "If you ever get married and your wife asks you to do the laundry... . throw in all the whites... . then throw in a new red shirt. Wash them. Everything will turn pink and you will never do the laundry again! Your wife will be more than happy to do it, she knows what will happen again if YOU do it!"



I laughed pretty hard... ... I figure at the rate I'm going... . I'll be doing my own Bachlor loads of laundry for a long long time!



Josh
 
There alot of truth in that Josh. I have been laundry free since 1998. Also is you find a sweater... turn it on high in the dryer just long enough to play 18 holes of Tiger woods golf (PS2) and WALLA! Other "tricks" include "how was I suppose to know that was dry clean only" and "leaving clothes in the washer for the weekend make clothes sour?" :D
 
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