Clinton vs. Titanic

[DEZLPWR]

Videos for sale - Which to Buy? Titanic or The Clinton Video



A comparison of two different, yet strangely similar stories.





TITANIC VIDEO: $9. 99 on Internet

CLINTON VIDEO: $9. 99 on Internet

TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long

CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long

TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love,

and subsequent catastrophe

CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love,

and subsequent catastrophe

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist

CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a bull**** artist

TITANIC VIDEO: In one part, Jack enjoys a good cigar

CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica

TITANIC VIDEO: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined

CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit

CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there

TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry

CLINTON VIDEO: Monica's forced to return her gifts

TITANIC VIDEO: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life

CLINTON VIDEO: Monica doesn't remember Jack

TITANIC VIDEO: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen

CLINTON VIDEO: Monica... uh, never mind



TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death

CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing.

 

[emarsh]

you can always tell when clinton is lying, whenever his lips are moving!

 

[baby.driver]

Copy paste and sent...

This I will send out!

 

[DGFoster]

And you would be the first to support him,as long as your cronnies are not looking

 

[Steve M]

I bought the Titanic movie. I don't usually go for the mushy movies but that one almost choked me up. It's on my list of favorites.

The Clinton movie would just choke me. I like big butted brunettes and Monica isn't (wasn't) all that scarey to me. But what he did was wrong. A man who would cheat on his wife doesn't have the character or self discipline to lead a nation. That and he obviously has no self control. He skeeted on her dress so I guess in a sense, he didn't have sexual relations with that woman. Much to her displeasure.

 

[Shovelhead]

Originally posted by Dodgeboyz

And you would be the first to support him,as long as your cronnies are not looking

Where'd that come from?

 

[DEZLPWR]

Originally posted by Shovelhead

Where'd that come from?

No doubt! :-laf Dodgeboyz needs to go back into the forest to be with his spotted owl friends... . Oo.

 

[Shovelhead]

Originally posted by DEZLPWR

No doubt! :-laf Dodgeboyz needs to go back into the forest to be with his spotted owl friends... . Oo.

Musta thought this was the Land Rover forum. :-laf



Not tryin' to start a flame war here Dodgeboyz.

The fact that someone (my "cronies") would, or could influence my political decisions is a real :-laf :-laf