Communists Now Least Threatening Group In U.S.

[illflem]

WASHINGTON, DC-- According to a report released Tuesday by the Pentagon, Communists rank last on a list of 238 threats to national security. "Communists may now safely be ignored," Secretary of Defense William Cohen said. "The Red Menace has been surpassed by militia groups, religious extremists, ecoterrorists, cybercriminals, Hollywood producers, and angry drivers. " Other groups deemed more threatening than Communists include rap-metal bands (#96), escaped zoo animals (#202), and Belgians (#237).

 

[Bill Lins]

Originally posted by illflem:
Other groups deemed more threatening than Communists include rap-metal bands (#96), escaped zoo animals (#202), and Belgians (#237). [/B]

What about government officials?

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Bill Lins Wharton, TX 98 2500 QC SLT,12 (the CORRECT # of)valves,NV4500,3. 54 LSD,Manik grille guard,Semi-Psychotty Air,Amsoil everywhere, Reading aluminum utility body and bumper,Optima yellow tops- silencer ring & muffler stolen.

 

[rich m]

Pollsters were probably conveniently omitted from the list, I bet.

 

[Guest00]

Originally posted by rich m:
Pollsters were probably conveniently omitted from the list, I bet.

#ad
As were the democRATS

[This message has been edited by JNutter (edited 12-29-2000). ]