Attention: TDR Forum Junkies 
The new Texas preacher was a dead ringer for Conway
Twitty. One day he decided to visit some of the church
members who hadn't been to service lately. He went to
the first lady's house and knocked on the door.
When she answered the door, she said, "Conway Twitty!"
"No ma'am," he replied. "I'm your new pastor, and I just
stopped by to have a prayer with you. " So she said, "come
right on in. " He visited several more homes and everyone
thought he was Conway Twitty. Then he came to a widow
woman's house on the end of the street. She was taking
a shower at the time, so she just wrapped a towel around
her and opened the door. When she saw her caller, she
threw up her hands - which allowed the towel to fall to the
floor. "Oh my God!" she exclaimed. "It's Conway Twitty!"
And he said, "Hello, Darlin'!"
Twitty. One day he decided to visit some of the church
members who hadn't been to service lately. He went to
the first lady's house and knocked on the door.
When she answered the door, she said, "Conway Twitty!"
"No ma'am," he replied. "I'm your new pastor, and I just
stopped by to have a prayer with you. " So she said, "come
right on in. " He visited several more homes and everyone
thought he was Conway Twitty. Then he came to a widow
woman's house on the end of the street. She was taking
a shower at the time, so she just wrapped a towel around
her and opened the door. When she saw her caller, she
threw up her hands - which allowed the towel to fall to the
floor. "Oh my God!" she exclaimed. "It's Conway Twitty!"
And he said, "Hello, Darlin'!"
