Cops! Lol!

[Sled Puller]

One cop to another cop on a domestic violence call,



" Those two are cousins and are involved? "



Other cop, "Yep. "



"Sexually involved?"



"Yep. "



"I tell you what, there is something just not right about that!"



LMAO!!

 

[HOBrian]

Well I guess... If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family! Worked well for these people!

 

[The patriot]

If you can provide a picture of her, I'll let you know if I think "there's just not something right about that. "

Eric

 

[Sled Puller]

One word is better than a thousand pictures.



That word is:"BLECH. "



Trust me, don't watch that episode.

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

Nothin' spells LOVIN like marrying yer COUSIN Oo.

 

[Peter Campbell]

From a jeff foxworthy line - If you divorce your wife but its ok --Cus' she's still your half sister and your mother -- You might be a redneck.

 

[wcaldwell]

This is intended to be humorous:



This is a true story of two of my sisters.



Debbie died back in '90.

Linda's second husband died of a heart attack several years ago.

Debbie's widow married Linda.



THAT's keeping it in the family... ... ... :-laf



Wayne

 

[rrausch]

That can't mean what I think it means!

 

[klenger]

I have an aunt on my mom's side that married my uncle on my dad's side, both in their 60's.



My grandparents on my dad's side had some kind of weird (but legal) remarriage after a death, but I can't keep the story straight.

 

[apkole]

Ken, they wouldn't have been related to any Dutch around West Michigan now, would they? Nah, couldn't happen.



The in-laws just flew in from Apache Junction on saturday afternoon. Wife says her mother commented that it was really warming up out there. Cool, cloudy, rainy and 60's around here. Holiday weekend was wet, wet, wet.



Andy

 

[klenger]

As a matter of fact, all of my family on both sides are Dutch from western Michigan. Look up Lenger in the GR phone book and you'll see them all.



Clarification of above post. My grandfather married his wife's sister after his wife and his brother-in-law died. My grandfather and his brother-in-law were also business partners. Makes for interesting family reunions.

 

[wcaldwell]

I should have said:



"Debbie's widower (Jay) married Linda... ... ...

 

[rrausch]

Whew!!! I feel better now!

 

[E7mack96]

My brother married his first cousin (our moms brother's daughter), and had 2 daughters that look just like my uncle, lol



My mom is with her sisters' ex-husband, whilst she is still married to my dad, who lives with another woman across the street.



messed up, huh!

 

[Hale on wheels]

Whoa Mack! When can we see you on Springer? If it is any consolation, I think one of my cousins is a fruit... I mean alternate lifestyle participant!

 

[Vaughn MacKenzie]

Here's my family tree. . .



Both of my mom's sisters, Donna and Shirley, got a divorce about the same time. Uncle David, who was married to Donna, decided he liked Shirley better and married her. So for my cousins "uncle" became "daddy" and "daddy" became "uncle. "



Vaughn