Attention: TDR Forum Junkies 
A Well Deserved Pay Raise
The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria: "Well Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you. "
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Your husband said so. "
Wife: "Oh. "
Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you. "
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Your husband did. "
Wife: "Oh. "
Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you. "
Wife (really furious now): "Did my husband say that as well?"
Maria: "No Senora, the gardener did. "
SHE GOT THE RAISE!
The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria: "Well Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you. "
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Your husband said so. "
Wife: "Oh. "
Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you. "
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Your husband did. "
Wife: "Oh. "
Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you. "
Wife (really furious now): "Did my husband say that as well?"
Maria: "No Senora, the gardener did. "
SHE GOT THE RAISE!
