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I had to post this.

Jacket Patches?

That was definitely funny! Whatever to the ancient email joke of the day thread...i enjoyed that a lot.

My sister FINALLY replied to an email I sent her back in 2015!!

Her reply was a bunch of smiley faces and the email I sent... Oldie, but goodie!!

On Sat, 19 Dec. 2015, 11:08 pm Michael Carter @ email wrote:

Missing Wife Found - An Alaskan Story

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident an anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.
"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife", said one of the troopers.

"Tell me! Did you find her?", Wilkins exclaimed.

The troopers looked at each other.
One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?"

Fearing the worst, Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."

The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemake Bay.

"Oh my God!", exclaimed Wilkens.
Swallowing hard, he asked, "Whats the good news?"

The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good-sized dungeness crabs clinging to her, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."

Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the great news?"

The trooper replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."
 
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