Attention: TDR Forum Junkies 
I don't know if humor is permitted here but I thought some of you might get a chuckle from this one so here goes!
Sven and Ole worked together and both
were laid off, so they went to the
unemployment office.
When asked his occupation, Ole answered,
"Panty Stitcher". "I sew the elastic onto
ladies cotton panties. " The clerk looked
up panty stitcher. Finding it classified as
unskilled labor she gave him $300 a week
unemployment pay.
Sven was asked his occupation. "Diesel
fitter" he replied. Since diesel fitter was a
skilled job, the clerk gave Sven $600 a week.
When Ole found out he was furious. He
stormed back into the office to find out
why his friend and co-worker was collecting
double his pay.
The Clerk explained "Panty stitchers are
unskilled and diesel fitters are skilled
labor. "
"What skill?" yelled Ole. "I sew the elastic
on the panties and Sven puts them over
his head and says: "Yah, diesel fitter. "
Sven and Ole worked together and both
were laid off, so they went to the
unemployment office.
When asked his occupation, Ole answered,
"Panty Stitcher". "I sew the elastic onto
ladies cotton panties. " The clerk looked
up panty stitcher. Finding it classified as
unskilled labor she gave him $300 a week
unemployment pay.
Sven was asked his occupation. "Diesel
fitter" he replied. Since diesel fitter was a
skilled job, the clerk gave Sven $600 a week.
When Ole found out he was furious. He
stormed back into the office to find out
why his friend and co-worker was collecting
double his pay.
The Clerk explained "Panty stitchers are
unskilled and diesel fitters are skilled
labor. "
"What skill?" yelled Ole. "I sew the elastic
on the panties and Sven puts them over
his head and says: "Yah, diesel fitter. "
