Do wemon ever pass gas?

[Whitmore]

I have been married to my beautiful wife for 23 years now and I have never heard her pass gas. I have never smelt the presents of her gas prior to entering the room either. I wonder how come she doesnt just blow up from all the pressure If I didnt let one go every 15 minutes I would prolly jetison from the face of the earth



Cheers, Kevin

 

[Bill Lins]

What's a "wemon"?

 

[MMeier]

Oh god, Tinker is rubbing off on Whitmore again,or is that the other way around

 

[LSMITH]

Women never shut up long enough to build pressure, so no gas.

 

[TPCDrafting]

My wife can rip with the best of them, but she saves that magic just for me.



BTW "Wemon" is "yes" in french jamaican.

 

[Steve G]

Originally posted by LSMITH

Women never shut up long enough to build pressure, so no gas.

ROTFLMAO



Steve

 

[lschultz]

Wemon?!!

I don't think theres a wemen out there that don't pass one. They might not do it like us(Cause I was born to fart and I like it) they might do it in there own private way. Whitmore I don't think this thread is going to last to long cause you are asking questions about females and you know what happens when you do that:--)

 

[QRTRHRS]

I figured I could have fun at my wife's expense, her being deaf and all. Danged if she can't keep up with me.

 

[Dieselnut59]

I know plenty of women who pass GASsers every day. Just takes a stock diesel these days to do it. GASsers are slouchers. Diesel is where its at!

But seriously, I agree on the old saying "Women do not snore, burp or fart, therefore they must bi*ch or they will blow up!"

 

[nascar]

Do wemon ever pass gas?



Do they ever!



"Did you fart before my wife?" a man asked.

The other man replied "I didn't know it was her turn. ":-laf

 

[bmoeller]

:-laf :-laf

 

[Bill Lins]

They're sneaky!

Yup- first, the dreaded SBD, then a little giggle when I start to choke!

 

[jzaremski]

Do women ever pass gas?

No, never, and when they do they blame it on the dog.

 

[wcaldwell]

We went to my Grandpa's funeral this weekend. While there, Granny stated us "I'm so deaf, I can't hear myself fart. "



Wayne

 

[Champane Flight]

Don't worry

Don't worry Wit, it just means the honeymoon ain't over yet!

Mine comes in the bathroom and dumps while I am shaving!!!

Honeymoons been over for awhile... ...

 

[Steve M]

Nasty! If my wife ever comes in there and drops the kids off at the pool while I'm shaving, the marriage is over. I can't have any company while my coffee is working and I don't want to bare wittness either. Yuk...

However, my wife farts, snores, and belches. And she still *******. Maybe vapor lock. Who knows.

But I don't complain too much. She mows the yard while I fix supper in the A/C. That way I don't have to * with the yard and I get to have what I want for supper!

Wemings are definately strange animals...

 

[dpuckett]

Originally posted by Steve M

Wemings are definately strange animals...

You have no idea. Once, when we (my then fiancee and I) were lliving in Ft Collins with another woman, she (my now ex) cut one that vibrated the windows, then ran across the living room into my lap. Surprised as heck when it followed her. Then she tried to blame it on the TV. :--)



Daniel

 

[Smokin 90]

Trust me when I say that yes Wemings fart and they can do it quite well:--)



Kurt.