Do you tell your wife the truth?

[LarryB]

 

[CAM]

:--) No dear, it looks just fine !!!!!!!















Mike

 

[RustyJC]

Well, I try to live my life so that I would never need to lie to my wife. Maybe that's why we've been married for 32-1/2 years.



(Also, I don't go clothes shopping with her!)



Rusty

 

[Sregorb]

"No dear, I don't think IT makes your butt look big. "

(thought-cause it looks that way already all by itself)

 

[willyslover]

I might look like a fool ... . but I can assure you I'm not

 

[tcourse]

Talk about a double edged sword

If you tell her no, she'll accuse you of lying.



TC

 

[kiwi bird]

"Well honey, you know I don't have much clothes sense - let's ask someone else (to commit hari-kari)"

 

[bighammer]

"No, in fact, I think it makes everything else look smaller"

 

[JLinder]

No honey,

It's your fat ash that makes it look big.

 

[Steve M]

"I like big butts"

 

[sdalton]

SteveM. You like them big because it is job security for you. The bigger the butts, the faster the elevator will break.

 

[Steve M]

I don't like 'em THAT big!

 

[The patriot]

Originally posted by Steve M

"I like big butts"

ROFLMAO. "Junk in the trunk". :-laf :-laf

 

[JSmith]

A big BUTT(on a woman) is pretty. Oo. Oo.

 

[Bigsaint]

LOL, puts a whole new meaning to the term ' in the rear with the gear' .



Scott W.

 

[me4osu]

Originally posted by Steve M

"I like big butts"

" , and I CAN NOT LIE. You other brothers can't deny. When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round, big, in your face you get sprung. "



At least I think the song goes like that.

 

[Steve M]

Yeah that's me! Country music just ain't what it used to be. :-laf :-laf :-laf

 

[RBales]

truth

The correct answer IMO, is " no dear, your butt makes the suite look small... LOL







Drive-By Bob

 

[TxDieselKid]

Re: truth

Originally posted by RBales

The correct answer IMO, is " no dear, your butt makes the suite look small... LOL



Drive-By Bob

If I told my girl that, it would give me a running start to get out of there before she figured what it ment...



Andrew

 

[Chipstien]

Re: truth

Originally posted by RBales

The correct answer IMO, is " no dear, your butt makes the suite look small... LOL







Drive-By Bob

ROTFLMAO