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Don't go to the bathroom on Oct. 28th

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Another joke to kinda lighten things up around here.





Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA intelligence reports

that a major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a poop

on the 28th will be bitten on the A$$ by an alligator. Reports

indicate that organized groups of alligators are planning to rise up

into unsuspecting American's toilet bowls and bite them when they

are doing their dirty business.



I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this information

from a reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose

cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife

knows this lady whose husband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows a

a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has a

friend who's drug dealer sells drugs to another mailroom worker who

works in the CIA building. He apparently overheard two guys talking

in the bathroom about alligators and came to the conclusion that we

are going to be attacked. So it must be true.
 
I quit going to the toilet on 9/12, I know that one of bin Laden's men is waiting in there to pull me down by the balls, saw it on CNN, boy was it an ugly picture. They like living in sewers and septic tanks when there aren't any caves. Thought of putting bars on my toilet seat but it doesn't matter since I don't poop now that I'm on a antibiotic only diet. They also said not to use the powdered hand soap in public restrooms, most of it is anthrax. Saw my postman delivering the mail in a hazmat suit so I started my mailbox on fire. If you don't believe these threats to be true just turn on your TV.

Wow, they're showing football highlights on the news right now, have to take off my gas mask to see it better. Damn, it's just el Acada vs. Infidels.
 
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I think we should respond by sending tainted camel food over there. Just imagine the mess if all their transportation came down with the runs at once. :rolleyes:
 
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