dont know if anyone else likes to watch the old tv westerns like I do

[Tractorat]

But, Wyatt Earp with Hugh Obrian is on the encore western channel now. I think theyre up to season 1 episode 17 now

 

[JLEONARD]

I like old Westerns big time. I'm working my way thru them on Netflix

 

[JLEONARD]

I like old Westerns big time. I'm working my way thru them on Netflix

 

[JLEONARD]

I like old Westerns big time. I'm working my way thru them on Netflix

 

[mwilson]

But, Wyatt Earp with Hugh Obrian is on the encore western channel now. I think theyre up to season 1 episode 17 now

Too bad you don't live closer. My MIL is a Western fanatic.



Repeated sounds of gunfire and "Drop 'Em, reach for the sky" are a daily event in her double-wide... ... .





Mike.

 

[jgillott]

I love those old Westerns also. Don't get Encore on our cable package however.

 

[Deleted member 995608]

Rio Bravo and Nevada Smith are my favorite.

I don't sleep we'll, so early in the morning, I'll watch TMC or Encore.

 

[BIGNASTY]

I must not be as OLD as you guy's I like the Clint Eastwood Spaghetti westerns and some of the not so new, new one's

 

[goodguys75]

I must not be as OLD as you guy's I like the Clint Eastwood Spaghetti westerns and some of the not so new, new one's

Clint Eastwood is my favorite... watched those as a child with my dad, and never looked back... . I like all Clint Eastwood movies that i have seen... . he is the best, never liked john wayne... . but im in my 30's so that might be why???

 

[BIGNASTY]

The more modern movies im talking about are
Tombstone
Open Range
Legends of the Fall
Dances with Wolves... ... ... . The wife and I play that one every time we go out camping on horseback I play the part of the Nice Cowboy with good intentions and She plays the part of the Sexy Indian Maidan that corroups the Nice Cowboy and Rides him like a hobby horse.




I WONDER IF SHE WANTS TO GO CAMPING????????????????????

 

[Ram4Sam]

Clint Eastwood is my favorite... watched those as a child with my dad, and never looked back... . I like all Clint Eastwood movies that i have seen... . he is the best, never liked john wayne... . but im in my 30's so that might be why???

Never liked John Wayne??? Quick, somebody get a rope... ... . :-laf



Sam

 

[mwilson]

The more modern movies im talking about are

Tombstone

Open Range

Legends of the Fall

Dances with Wolves... ... ... . The wife and I play that one every time we go out camping on horseback I play the part of the Nice Cowboy with good intentions and She plays the part of the Sexy Indian Maidan that corroups the Nice Cowboy and Rides him like a hobby horse.









I WONDER IF SHE WANTS TO GO CAMPING????????????????????

I'm really glad to hear that you two don't do "Lone Ranger and Tonto" whilst in the tent... ... ... ...







The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.

After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,



"Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"



The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars. "



"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.



The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,

"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions

of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter

past three in the morning. Theologically, it's

evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small

and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems

we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What's it tell you, Tonto?"



Tonto is silent for a moment, then says,

"Kemo Sabe, you dumber then buffalo *****.

Someone has stolen tent.



AND... .





The Lone Ranger and Tonto are traveling through the wilderness. They stop to make camp and as The Lone Ranger is gathering wood for a fire, he gets bit in the crotch by a rattlesnake and falls deathly ill. He tells Tonto to head to town and ask the Doctor what to do.



Tonto heads to town, finds the Doctor. He tells him about the Lone Ranger getting snake bit and where he was bit. He tells Tonto " Find the bite marks and put your mouth on them and suck out the poison. "



Upon returning to camp, the Lone Ranger asks Tonto "What did the Doc say?"

Tonto: He say kemo sabe one dead man.....







Mike.

 

[mwilson]

I'm really glad to hear that you two don't do "Lone Ranger and Tonto" whilst in the tent... ... ... ...







The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.

After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,



"Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"



The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars. "



"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.



The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,

"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions

of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter

past three in the morning. Theologically, it's

evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small

and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems

we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What's it tell you, Tonto?"



Tonto is silent for a moment, then says,

"Kemo Sabe, you dumber then buffalo *****.

Someone has stolen tent.



AND... .





The Lone Ranger and Tonto are traveling through the wilderness. They stop to make camp and as The Lone Ranger is gathering wood for a fire, he gets bit in the crotch by a rattlesnake and falls deathly ill. He tells Tonto to head to town and ask the Doctor what to do.



Tonto heads to town, finds the Doctor. He tells him about the Lone Ranger getting snake bit and where he was bit. He tells Tonto " Find the bite marks and put your mouth on them and suck out the poison. "



Upon returning to camp, the Lone Ranger asks Tonto "What did the Doc say?"

Tonto: He say kemo sabe one dead man.....







Mike.

And I leave you with this final one... .





The Lone Ranger is captured by the Indians and they're preparing to burn him at the stake. Before they light the fire, the Lone Ranger asks for one last request - to smoke a peace pipe. The Indians grant him his request and the Lone Ranger, being the clever cowboy, secretly blows smoke signals to Tonto to come rescue him.



A few minutes go by and out of nowhere Tonto comes galloping on horseback with two naked women draped across his saddle. The Lone Ranger looks at Tonto and screams "No, No, No, I said posse!".





Back to work now.



Mike.

 

[mwilson]

Never liked John Wayne??? Quick, somebody get a rope... ... . :-laf



Sam

I'm in shock, I must be getting old... ... ... not liking the Duke???

 

[mwilson]

And this... . I do believe were he alive today he would have said this very thing to Nobama... ...

Mike.

 

[jgillott]

I've got The Son's of Katie Elder in the DVD player as we speak. One of the best.

 

[GCroyle]

I'm still laughing 'bout Tonto and the tent, kinda like asking an engineer what time it is!

BTW, Got a couple of boxes of Winchester 32-40 nickel plated rounds with the DUKE on the box, cool stuff.

 

[BIGNASTY]

Mike

The first two I have heard and have told them to MY TONTO!!! The third one will be told tonight at a restaurant dinner table with the family present to save me if he wants to scalp me, he's hard of hearing and the idea of HEARING it wrong vs SEEING it wrong is priceless. :-laf



FIL and I didn't see so eye to eye when he first met me, im quite sure I was not his idea of what his Daughter should be head over heals with. Then when they found out about my addiction problem 5 years into our marriage and that the wife and her Grandfather were going to help me with or without FIL's help again im sure (because I heard him say it) is to dig a hole throw his LONE RANGER A** in it and * F * him up with two silver bullets. I was unable to mount a witty comeback to that because I had been without my LIFE'S LITTLE HELPER for about two weeks and the wife driving my butt along with a baby 1200 miles to her Parents home here in MT, I sat up with the help of her Grandfather gave him the finger and a * F * YOU TONTO!!!! ANY WAY!!!!!!





NOT SUCH A GOOD THING TO DO BUT HERE I AM



BIG

 

[Ram4Sam]

Boy, did I score today!!! Helped the in-laws with a garage clean out and found a box with 40+ old John Wayne westerns on VHS..... Got to go dig out the vhs machine from the garage.



SamOo.

 

[GCroyle]

Popcorn anyone.