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Should I start Over?? (long)

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A Male Driver's Observation:



I was driving to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pick-up truck, causing him to have to drive on the shoulder to avoid hitting her.



This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and flipped the woman off.



"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself.



I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheeposh manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic and here's why:



I drive 48 miles each way every day to work, that's 96 miles each day.



Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.



Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway so if you just look at the 7 lanes am not in, that means I pass a new car something like every 40 feet per lane.



That's 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.



Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars I pass every day.



Statistically, half of these are driven by females, that's 18,000.



In any given group of females 1 in 28 are having the worst day of their period. That's 64



According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding.



According to the National Institute of Health,22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98.



34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.



According to the National Rifle Association 5% of all females carry weapons and this number is increasing.



This means, that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thainks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, is having the worst day of her period, and is armed.



Flip one off?



I think not.
 
Women who think men are their niggest problem!

I'd tend to think that most women who really believe men are their biggest problem have already re-oriented themselves sexually. ;) I wouldn't worry too much about them unless of course they have been eyeballing your GF or spouse. :D
 
Highway speeds are no place or time to play games... let them go, and shake your head!



Swamp Rat... I just want to watch... :D
 
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