Attention: TDR Forum Junkies 
If having family members and a good time is something that you enjoy this happened this AM and we have been laughing about it ALL DAY, to some they will find something to get weird about but, WE found it to be a funny human experience and are able to laugh at being human.
Ive been busting my Hump at Son's place trying to get things done so I can take a break. Penny got up this morning with me to tend to the animals and chores around the place. I was mucking out the stables and she was doing the milking, she said she would gather the eggs from the hen house. I told her to put on the rain slicker and hat because the hen house has to many hens and they don't all come down out of the rafters. As usual don't listen to me, Oh I don't need to I will be in and out quick. Well she went in and almost got out before a Hen CRAPED all over her, as soon as I heard YOU STUPID CHICKEN I knew what had happened. She said she would take the eggs and milk into the house and get cleaned up and start breakfast and I would be along when the chores were finished. I walked in the mud room took off my boots and seen her at the stove? I thought that was a pretty fast shower but what ever.
I walked in and put my arms around her from behind and was going to give her a kiss on the neck, I had TWO HAND FULLS OF WHO-HA's and asked is that one of those WHO-HA holders that make things look bigger than normal? The INSTANT that I heard a voice say NO BIG THATS BEEN THE SIZE OF MY WHO-HA'S as long as I can remember I KNEW THAT SOMETHING HAD GONE VERY WRONG
I cant remember EVER LETTING GO OF A SET OF WHO-HA'S that FAST Penny's sister Louise had came over to have breakfast and Penny was in the shower. Louise turned and said Hi Big, I didn't know WHAT TO SAY Penny had seen the whole thing from down the hall but I didn't know that she had, Louise has a pretty quick wit said quick BIG WASH YOUR HANDS SO PENNY WONT KNOW!!!!! About half way thru washing my hands I had regained some composure and started to laugh. :-laf Penny came in and asked you like feeling up my Sister??? :-laf
I said I was sorry about 30 times, Louise said BIG forget it they are just boob's big deal.
MIL/FIL came in for breakfast and the 3 of us were giggling about what had happen, MIL asked OK SO WHAT'S SO FUNNY?? Louise told her and we had a good laugh, MIL got up to get something off the stove and said hey BIG want to grab another set of WHO-HA'S :-laf
FIL said he would have to try grabbing them about waist high and thought THAT HE HAD MADE A FUNNY, MIL said NO DIFFERENT THAN SOME OLD BARNYARD BILLY GOAT STEPPING ON HIS OWN NUT'S :-laf:-laf:-laf:-laf:-laf:-laf
AND DOES ANYONE WONDER WHY I DONT HAVE TO WATCH TV TO GET SOME ENTERTAINMENT :-laf
Ive been busting my Hump at Son's place trying to get things done so I can take a break. Penny got up this morning with me to tend to the animals and chores around the place. I was mucking out the stables and she was doing the milking, she said she would gather the eggs from the hen house. I told her to put on the rain slicker and hat because the hen house has to many hens and they don't all come down out of the rafters. As usual don't listen to me, Oh I don't need to I will be in and out quick. Well she went in and almost got out before a Hen CRAPED all over her, as soon as I heard YOU STUPID CHICKEN I knew what had happened. She said she would take the eggs and milk into the house and get cleaned up and start breakfast and I would be along when the chores were finished. I walked in the mud room took off my boots and seen her at the stove? I thought that was a pretty fast shower but what ever.
I walked in and put my arms around her from behind and was going to give her a kiss on the neck, I had TWO HAND FULLS OF WHO-HA's and asked is that one of those WHO-HA holders that make things look bigger than normal? The INSTANT that I heard a voice say NO BIG THATS BEEN THE SIZE OF MY WHO-HA'S as long as I can remember I KNEW THAT SOMETHING HAD GONE VERY WRONG
I cant remember EVER LETTING GO OF A SET OF WHO-HA'S that FAST
Penny's sister Louise had came over to have breakfast and Penny was in the shower. Louise turned and said Hi Big, I didn't know WHAT TO SAY Penny had seen the whole thing from down the hall but I didn't know that she had, Louise has a pretty quick wit said quick BIG WASH YOUR HANDS SO PENNY WONT KNOW!!!!! About half way thru washing my hands I had regained some composure and started to laugh. :-laf Penny came in and asked you like feeling up my Sister??? :-lafI said I was sorry about 30 times, Louise said BIG forget it they are just boob's big deal.
MIL/FIL came in for breakfast and the 3 of us were giggling about what had happen, MIL asked OK SO WHAT'S SO FUNNY?? Louise told her and we had a good laugh, MIL got up to get something off the stove and said hey BIG want to grab another set of WHO-HA'S :-laf
FIL said he would have to try grabbing them about waist high and thought THAT HE HAD MADE A FUNNY, MIL said NO DIFFERENT THAN SOME OLD BARNYARD BILLY GOAT STEPPING ON HIS OWN NUT'S :-laf:-laf:-laf:-laf:-laf:-laf
AND DOES ANYONE WONDER WHY I DONT HAVE TO WATCH TV TO GET SOME ENTERTAINMENT :-laf
