Fartless Chili

[Doc Tinker]

OK - you guys are riding me and Whitmore about our useless posts, so I have decided to get real and talk about stuff that is useful.



While I was at Virginia City, Montana, I picked up a bag of Fartless Chili makins. Since today is such a crappy day, here in Michigan, I've decided to make some fartless chili. While the beans are soaking I stopped in at the www.fartless.com chili website and looked around for some other interesting fartless products. I will be ordering the Fartless Factory Polo Shirt to wear to work and with my order I plan to pickup a roll of Fartless Wipes to complete the experience.



Doc

 

[illflem]

I've heard the key to fartless beans is to toss the soak water and rinse well. If you cook them in the soak water watch out!

 

[lschultz]

? Doc

Why would you want to eat something that does not make you fart? Its just air with little aroma.

 

[Peter Campbell]

Fartless chili ????Whats the point. It's like decaffinated coffe or oderless garlick.

 

[bighammer]

Peter, you beat me to it. I was thinkin' the same thing as I read the title of the post.

 

[dieselgirlanddan]

Re: ? Doc

Originally posted by lschultz

Why would you want to eat something that does not make you fart? Its just air with little aroma.

LMAO:-laf :-laf

I have to agree with lschultz. Gotta have a little poof now and then

 

[Jeff H]

Fartless chilli. :{

 

[TomGolden]

Originally posted by Peter Campbell

Fartless chili ????Whats the point. It's like decaffinated coffe or oderless garlick.

And non-alcoholic beer :-{}

 

[kiwi bird]

My Granpappy said it best when comparing decaf coffee, no alcohol beer and now fartless chilli - "Hell boy, that's like faking an orgasm while having a wank".

 

[Whitmore]

It can be made, the best way I know is while cooking the beans you have to use a fart removing spoon, yes you can make one and it is fun and a good conversation piece too, heres the deal , get one of those wooden spoons that kinda have a flat paddle on the end, split the handle or cut it on a band saw right down the middle and then spread it apart , careful not to break it, then drill and put small dowels as stairs say one inch appart, then while stirring the beans the farts can climb the ladder and get out before they get " COOKED IN " ... ... ... ... ... ... . Kevin



All campers have one of these in Wyoming

 

[homeka45]

Fartless chili... kinda like quiet diesel?

 

[John Berger]

Originally posted by dwela

Fartless chili... kinda like quiet diesel?

Couldn't we call that a CFR - Common Fart Rail



fartless chili :-laf

 

[TStinson]

"Fartless Chili"???



Falls into the same catagory as "sugar-free, decaffinated, low sodium Coke" - stump water!



Sounds like some kinda Yankee product to me!

 

[illflem]

Well Doc did it work or just taste like a fart?

 

[Doc Tinker]

Sorta. . I noticed that there were twice as many farts as usual, but they were only half farts, so no one noticed that I farted. I guess that means it worked



Doc

 

[Whitmore]

Doc

Youare the Fart Master