Attention: TDR Forum Junkies 
On a tour of Alaska, the Pope went to the mountains for some sight seeing. Suddenly there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A Liberal wearing a "I Hate O'Reilly" t-shirt was struggling frantically, trying to free himself from the jaws of a 10-foot grizzly. As the Pope watched horrified, a group of loggers came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding semi-conscious Liberal from the bears jaws. Then they threw the bear on the bed of their Cummins and placed the injured Liberal in the back seat.
The Pope said to the loggers, "Bless you for your brave actions! I heard there was a bitter hatred between loggers and Liberal activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that love overcomes differences. " As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers said, "That was the Pope. He has access to all God's wisdom. "
Another logger said, "He may have access to all God's wisdom but he sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting..... by the way, is the bait holding up OK or do we need to go back to the ACLU and grab another one?"
The Pope said to the loggers, "Bless you for your brave actions! I heard there was a bitter hatred between loggers and Liberal activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that love overcomes differences. " As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers said, "That was the Pope. He has access to all God's wisdom. "
Another logger said, "He may have access to all God's wisdom but he sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting..... by the way, is the bait holding up OK or do we need to go back to the ACLU and grab another one?"
