Fletcher, did you tango with your bull?

[Rhondasway]

The lady at the feed store mentioned a little mishap that allegedly happened at your farm... She said you'd had it this time, and something about an impending call to Del's Meats but that you'd lost your cell in the "festivities".

Do tell...

 

[MMeier]

Uh oh!!!

 

[Fletcher]

Around July, I was noticing some questionable charges on my credit card statement (Alfalfa, saltlicks etc. ) My suspicions were raised last month when I found a large Gucci thong and a bottle of Old Spice in the pasture.

I walked over to the barn and found my bull in an inebriated state w/ one of my neighbor's Holsteins. I confronted him and asked what the hell was going on? The bull replied that he had irresistible desire to charge things.

So, I demanded reimbursement. All of a sudden I noticed the milk cow was actually a rare Marsupial bovine. Just then, a little bull-vine jumped from its pouch, ran over, and gored my cell phone. The number 9 was broken preventing me from dialing 911. So, I dialed 411 and got the number to the Meat guy however, his number has two 9's in it. TAKE NOTICE: Currently, I'm unable to dial any numbers w/ 9's in it however, I still can receive calls.

 

[willyslover]

LOL . . that's as good a reply as I have ever seen !!

 

[HOSS]

The number 9 was broken preventing me from dialing 911. So, I dialed 411 and got the number to the Meat guy however, his number has two 9's in it. TAKE NOTICE: Currently, I'm unable to dial any numbers w/ 9's in it however, I still can receive calls.

I am hoping your phone is fixed soon so you can start dailing the number 9 again :-laf