A guy took his blonde girl friend to her first football game. They
had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game,
he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it,"
she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but
I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over
25 cents. "
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well," she said, " I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and
then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the
quarterback! Get the quarterback!' Hel-LLLO! It's only 25 cents!
I hate to think what they'd do if it was a whole DOLLAR! :-laf
had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game,
he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it,"
she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but
I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over
25 cents. "
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well," she said, " I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and
then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the
quarterback! Get the quarterback!' Hel-LLLO! It's only 25 cents!
I hate to think what they'd do if it was a whole DOLLAR! :-laf