French jokes.....

[The patriot]

OK time to stir the pot some more.....





"France wants more evidence [of Iraqi violations]. The last time France wanted more evidence, it rolled right through France with a German flag. "



Dennis Miller: "The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq. "



Jay Leno: "I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!"



Rep. Roy Blunt, R-Mo. : "Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris? It's not known, it's never been tried. "



Blunt again: "Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was being advertised on eBay the other day -- the description was: 'Never shot. Dropped once'.



Do you know why the French planted trees along the Champs-Eleysees (sp) ?



So the Germans could march in the shade!





And when Europe tries to tell us what to do:



Which part of Europe are you from, the part whose ass we saved or the part whose ass we kicked?



Why do french military vehicles have extra-large rearview mirrors?



So the french can still see the battle.



Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

A: Nobody knows. They've never tried.



Some good cartoons on this site:

http://www.victoryvillage.com/STINKS/Fjokes.htm

I got these jokes from another board, thought I'd share them.

Eric

 

[jwdeeming]

Marine's letter to Dad



Dear Dad,



A funny thing happened to me yesterday at Camp Bondsteel (Bosnia): A French army officer walked up to me in the PX, and told me he thought we (Americans) were a bunch of cowboys and were going to provoke a war in Iraq. He said if such a thing happens, we wouldn't be able to count on the support of France.



I told him that it didn't surprise me. Since we had to come to France's rescue in World War I, World War II, Vietnam, and the Cold War, their ingratitude and jealousy was due to surface at some point in the near future anyway.



I also told him that is why France is a third-rate military power with a socialist economy and a bunch of ******* for soldiers. I additionally told him that America, being a nation of deeds and action, not words, would do whatever it had to do, and France's support was only for show anyway. Just like in ALL NATO exercises, the US would shoulder 85% of the burden, as evidenced by the fact that this French officer was shopping in our American PX, and not the other way around.



He began to get belligerent at that point, and I told him if he would like to, I would meet him outside and whip his @ss in front of the entire Multi-National Brigade East, thus demonstrating that even the smallest American had more fight in them than the average Frenchman.



He called me a barbarian cowboy and walked away in a huff. With

friends like these, who needs enemies?



Tell Mom I love her,



Your loving daughter

Lt. Col. Mary Beth Johnson, USMC

 

[WTBurke]

:-laf you guys are killing me!



William

 

[Rob Thomas]

Originally posted by jwdeeming

Marine's letter to Dad





Your loving daughter

Lt. Col. Mary Beth Johnson, USMC

ROFLMAO

 

[LSMITH]

The French can take a flying poke at a rolling donut as far as I care, keep the jokes coming!!!!!!!!!!

 

[RBSOB]

'nother one

Why is it that the French seem to have so much say in the U. N. security council? Because every time they vote, they instinctively raise both hands.