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>The Golfers and the Genie
>
>A husband took his wife to play her first round of golf. His wife promptly
>hacked her first shot right through the window of the largest house
>adjacent to the course.
>
>The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up
>there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going
>to cost us. "
>
>So, they walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said,
>"Come on in. "
>
>When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all
>over the place, and a broken antique lamp was lying on its side near the
>broken window.
>
>A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke window?"
>
>"Uh . er . . . yes, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.
>
>"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a
>genie, and I've been trapped in that lamp for a thousand years. Now that
>you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes.
>
>I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one
>for myself. "
>
>"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted
>out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life. "
>
>"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And
>I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life! And now you, young lady, what do
>you want?" the genie asked.
>
>"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in
>the world," she said.
>
>"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe
>from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
>
>
>"And now," the couple asked in unison, what's your wish, genie?"
>
>"Well, since I've been trapped in that lamp and haven't been with a woman
>in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife. "
>
>The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now
>have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
>
>She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right.
>Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you,
>honey?"
>
>"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do the same for
>you!"
>
>So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the
>afternoon enjoying each other.
>
>After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked
>directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?
>
>"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
>
>"No kidding," he said, "Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe
>in genies?"
>The Golfers and the Genie
>
>A husband took his wife to play her first round of golf. His wife promptly
>hacked her first shot right through the window of the largest house
>adjacent to the course.
>
>The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up
>there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going
>to cost us. "
>
>So, they walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said,
>"Come on in. "
>
>When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all
>over the place, and a broken antique lamp was lying on its side near the
>broken window.
>
>A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke window?"
>
>"Uh . er . . . yes, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.
>
>"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a
>genie, and I've been trapped in that lamp for a thousand years. Now that
>you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes.
>
>I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one
>for myself. "
>
>"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted
>out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life. "
>
>"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And
>I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life! And now you, young lady, what do
>you want?" the genie asked.
>
>"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in
>the world," she said.
>
>"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe
>from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
>
>
>"And now," the couple asked in unison, what's your wish, genie?"
>
>"Well, since I've been trapped in that lamp and haven't been with a woman
>in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife. "
>
>The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now
>have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
>
>She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right.
>Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you,
>honey?"
>
>"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do the same for
>you!"
>
>So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the
>afternoon enjoying each other.
>
>After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked
>directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?
>
>"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
>
>"No kidding," he said, "Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe
>in genies?"
