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Anyone from Mississippi ??
A good ole Mississippi boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He
brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, "What the heck you
gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat
within 100 miles of here. " He says, "I won it and I'm a gonna keep
it. "
His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and
asks where his brother is. She says, "He's out there in his bass boat",
pointing to the field behind the house.
The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother sitting
in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand down in the middle of a big
field. He yells out to him, "What the heck are you doing?"
His brother replies, "I'm fishin. What the heck does it look like
I'm a doing. "
His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from
Mississippi a bad name, makin everybody think we is stupid. If I could
swim, I'd come out there and kick you. "
A good ole Mississippi boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He
brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, "What the heck you
gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat
within 100 miles of here. " He says, "I won it and I'm a gonna keep
it. "
His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and
asks where his brother is. She says, "He's out there in his bass boat",
pointing to the field behind the house.
The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother sitting
in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand down in the middle of a big
field. He yells out to him, "What the heck are you doing?"
His brother replies, "I'm fishin. What the heck does it look like
I'm a doing. "
His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from
Mississippi a bad name, makin everybody think we is stupid. If I could
swim, I'd come out there and kick you. "
