Funny Acronyms

[Double 6]

Some friends and I thought up some funny acronyms at work for our Dodge Cummins, plus a couple for our competitors, here goes:

DODGE:

Dealers of Dodges Gouge Everyone.

Damn Overhauls Do Get Expensive.

CUMMINS:

Clessies Ultimate Man Made Invention-Nothing Sweeter.

CHRYSLER:

Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair.

MOPAR:

My Old Pig Ain't Running.

Must Order Parts Always, Right?

CHEVROLET:

Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.

DURAMAX:

Diesel Uttering Really Annoying Muffled Aromatic X-haust.

FORD:

Frequently Overhauled, Rarely Driven.



Does anybody else have any to add to the list?

 

[HC]

I'd always heard: F ix O r R epair D aily

 

[Will24]

Found On Russian Dump

 

[Fireman Dave]

FORD: Found On the Road Dead



And from my old GTX days: MOPAR: Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly

 

[BHaner]

PONTIAC - Poor Old Negro Thinks It's A Cadillac

 

[HEMI®Dart]

Mopar= Motor On Pavement After Race



What the heck is FUBAR? I have seen it threads here.

 

[Lil' Dog]

FUBAR

F@#*ed Up Beyond All Recognition, is the one I know. LOL #@$%!



J-eh

 

[DennyDay]

FROD, er FDOR, Oh -Junk!

On a quiet night, you can almost hear a Ford rust!





Denny

 

[coldsteel]

F@#$%* Only Rolls Downhill... . F*&%$# Over Rebuilt Dodge... . sorry for the profanity.....

 

[Cummnzpowr]

MOPAR

MOPAR:

Move Over Pu$$y A$$ Ricer!!!

 

[Cummins Corvette]

Re: MOPAR

Originally posted by Cummnzpowr

MOPAR:

Move Over Pu$$y A$$ Ricer!!!

LMAO!!!! That is a good one!

 

[KMC]

MOPAR - More Old Parts And Rust

FIAT - Fix It Again, Tony

 

[Vaughn MacKenzie]

Another one that goes along with "fubar" is "snafu"



SNAFU = Situation Normal All F'd Up



I knew that word for a long time before I found out it was actually an acronym! LOL



Another one



FIAT = Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation



Vaughn

 

[LSMITH]

AMC= ain't my car.



Dodge= doesn't often deliver good engineering.



GMC= get my chain.

 

[BHaner]

GMC

GMC

gotta mechanic commin

great mountian climber

 

[JKloppe]

GMC- Gay Man Chevy

Jeep- Just Empty Every Pocket



JK

 

[jwgary]

MOPAR = Move Over People Are Racing

STOP = Spin Tires On Pavement

STOP = Spit Tobacco On Policeman



Disclaimer: I don't suggest doing the last one

 

[Texas Diesel]

IROC = it really only a camero



GMC = get my chain

 

[badinfluence]

GMC-Got My Cash

 

[maint.man]

Flip Over Read Directions

F'n Old Rebuilt Dodge They could'nt get that lucky