Good joke "Lets meet at the river"

[Got Smoke?]

Fire & Brimstone



A preacher was completing a temperance sermon -- with great

expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it

and throw it into the river. "



Then, with even greater emphasis, he said, "And if I had all the wine

in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river. "



Then, finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world,

I'd take it and throw it into the river. "



He sat down.



The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a

smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365: 'Shall We

Gather at the River'. "

 

[nickleinonen]

:-laf

 

[rich m]

In an evangelical voice, with congregational responses....

From the pulpit: "IF Ya gots dat nasty cocainnnnne... "



Congregation: "LEAVE IT OUTSIDE!!"



P: "IF ya got alkeehaul"

C: "Leave it outside!"



P: IF ya got herrine (heroin)

C: Leave it outside!!



P: If ya girlfriend is a sinnnah!

C: Leave her outside!!



P: If ya boyfriend is a gammblah!

C: Leave him outside!!



P: IF ya got pun-aww-greffie...

C: Leave it outside!!



And when ya come ta chu'ch on Sunnnnnday, ya knowwws whah ya'll fannnnd me!

I'll be raht outside!!!!

 

[Jumbo Jet]

Oh yeaah. That Jesse Jackson does have some good sermon material!