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Subject Dead Donkey
A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. 00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died. "
Kenny replied "Well then, just give me my money back. "
The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already. "
Kenny said, "OK then, just unload the donkey. "
The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"
Kenny: "I'm going to raffle him off. "
Farmer: "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
Kenny: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead. "
A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"
Kenny: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898. 00. "
Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"
Kenny: "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back. "
Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.
A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. 00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died. "
Kenny replied "Well then, just give me my money back. "
The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already. "
Kenny said, "OK then, just unload the donkey. "
The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"
Kenny: "I'm going to raffle him off. "
Farmer: "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
Kenny: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead. "
A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"
Kenny: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898. 00. "
Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"
Kenny: "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back. "
Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.
