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Missing issue #56
Yep didn't get yet another issue
I feell ... . *Sniff kinda left out when at the shop and everyone is all like "Hey dis ya see that latest article in the TDR about" ... and someone stops whats being said with a whisper and I get the "Oh sorry man I diddn't know" with a pat on the back like I have a week to live or somethin' *Sniff
It's tough when you suffer from EPD
Eleven Percentile Dysfunction
EPD or (Eleven percent delivered) is a disease that happens when only 11% of your Tdr issues get delivered to your door. If caught early and treated properly, Subscribers can go on wrenching properly for hours with confidence knowing that the project they are working on will come out right.
Certain side effects of EPD can be:

Missing issue #56
Yep didn't get yet another issue

It's tough when you suffer from EPD
Eleven Percentile Dysfunction
EPD or (Eleven percent delivered) is a disease that happens when only 11% of your Tdr issues get delivered to your door. If caught early and treated properly, Subscribers can go on wrenching properly for hours with confidence knowing that the project they are working on will come out right.
Certain side effects of EPD can be:
- Improper delivery valve installation
- Wrong torque spec applied
- Breakage
- Nausia from breakage
- Fire
- Involuntary urination from sight of fire
- P-Codes
- Missed events
- Amazingly fast bathroom visits