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Moving to Virginia

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Well in my last session Die another day I made it thru that.



TODAY I go to Bridge haven Ford to grab some parts (Cummins HD center) and step lively to the counter after getting nutty in the parking lot seeing some seriously sick rigs. So we step inside and everyone and their mother is wearing powerstroke shirts. Odd but whatever. So we start to paruse the parts book and this guy BURSTS into the parts counter area screaming CALL 911 She is dying! So we all look at each other WHAT WHAT!!! So 911 is called by someone while the guy goes into his radical explaiation as to why.



One of the mechanics had a serious argument with his girlfriend and had a restraining order against her. She comes into the service bay and starts yelling about how he wants to play game and starts yelling I GOT A F***N GAME FOR YOU! She reaches into the engine bay of a freightliner and grabs a HUGE gasket scraper / machetty type thang and tries to CUT HER ARMS OFF!!!! :eek: Right in the center of the shop :eek: Now she is bleeding gallons and flailing arround swinging at him when she goes down. Me and rich were late coming back from lunch as it was so now we wanna get the hell out of there.



We hop in the ram and I stuff it down and we are off like hell as the paramedics were due to come in down the same access road any seccond. so we got out first and blocked the road for them to grant exclusive access. Just another TMTT lunch hour gone wild. I don't know if she made it or not but we will see.



What is it with me anyhow?
 
And I thought mine was wild. I was gona tell all y'all about how I have to inhale my lunch while writing all those repair orders on powerstroke glow plug relays (working as a Ford service writer).



Wow!! TMTT's adventures sure beat mine all over the place.





Wayne
 
Some wimmen will do anything for attention.



I know of one case where a scorned lady got particularly irritated that her wealthy boyfriend dumped her to go back to his wife. She expressed her displeasure by driving her Buick up his front steps, thru the front doors and into the foyer. The wife comes out of the living room to see WTF's up, the hubby/boyfriend appears on the second floor balcony overlooking the smashed up Buick in the foyer; the g-friend jumps out of the Buick, slings a pack of Bahama vacation photos at the wife and says, "What about our trip to Nassau, Jack - did you tell the B**** about that???" Jack, sweating profusely, turns white, clutches his chest and falls over the balcony rail onto the Buick with a heart attack (he lived). The g-friend throws the keys at gasping Jack (he bought the Buick for her in the first place) and walked home.



I did not make this up, I swear on my kids heads.



When I have little more time I'll tell y'all about when this same female cleared out Tampa airport in an attempt to manipulate her fiance. Oh yeah, there was also the time she got knocked off the commode by a Toyota. :)
 
Aren't these the types of posts that XcX is supposed to be reading for 'real' advice and insight into the female race?? :D
 
guava said:
Aren't these the types of posts that XcX is supposed to be reading for 'real' advice and insight into the female race?? :D



Probably wouldn't help even if he did. Everybody's entitled to make his own mistakes.
 
"Aren't these the types of posts that XcX is supposed to be reading for 'real' advice and insight into the female race??".



Hilarious, good thing there was a Cummins around to create a road block.
 
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