Handkerchief?????????

[lschultz]

Do you go through a lot of handerchiefs?When I am out in the sticks and the urge hits me to deposit some wastes and then I don't have nothing to wipe with then I remember the handkerdchief so I use it. Of course I don't take it home. The wife let me know:-{} she was not going to wash that Now she knows why I go through so many handerchiefs. Surely of all the 14000+members there is somebody out there that has done this. Whitmore ??????

I guess I need to find something here at work to do. Lets see at 10 Parks & Wildlife comes on then its that car show then its time to eat.

That spell check highlighted your name again Whitmore or you sure your spelling it right?

 

[illflem]

true story

When I lived in Washington there was a 14,000 acre forest fire dubbed the "toilet paper fire". Seems these three lawyers from NYC were out backpacking and had read in their camping manual to burn their tp. So what does one of these fools do but light his off in a three foot high field of dried grass. The lawyers tried to flee the scene but were later apprehended, nailed with criminal charges and a bill for the four million plus dollars it cost to put the fire out...

 

[Whitmore]

Hankerchief



Why would you want snot on your lower orfice??? Would'nt that hankie be kinda slick or maybe a boogie would be on there and get you nitzle bound and you would have a potential explosion.



Larry, you should try using the top part of your socks, pull out the knife and wack the top 6" off the ol sock and dont forget that you will then have a spare sock to do the same with and if you need a third and forth try than the bottom part of the sock is now no good so there ya go... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... . this is why your mom always told you to have clean socks on



The reason the spell checker keeps high lighting my name is because it knows me all so well and it knows its in trouble when it see's my name



Whitmore

 

[BV]

Oh - Ya - Hankerchiefs work great for those emergencies and the wife doesn't mind washing them... ... They do have an odd odor afterwards but you get used to it after a few good blows.



Socks - Only if I have to because they are a little rough for my baby smooth skin.

 

[Briar Hopper]

lschultz, they got no leaf-bearing trees in Texas? Use leaves... . Better a handkerchief than a cactus, I guess ! You don't get them monogrammed, do you? :-laf