Happy Thanksgiving

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Happy Thanksgiving

Guilty Pleasures... (no not that)

rfitzgarrald

TDR MEMBER
Just want to wish all of my fellow TDR members and their families

a Happy Thanksgiving. ;)



TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING, BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.



THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED - THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT



TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.



SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.



I GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES, PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.



I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND, 'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.



I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.



BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES... . HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.





MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP. MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP, MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE, MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS.
 
My Thanksgiving has not been too happy. To start off I have to work. And on top of that all by myself other fellow took off. Boss man said they were going to delver a meal. Here we eat at ll:00. Phone rings at 11:15 and the lady with Austin Energy said it would be about 40 mins. before guard delereving meals got there. So I wait,stomach is making all kind of noises and movements cause I am hungry. 12 nobody is hear. 12:30 I eat my backup lunch. 12:45 phone rings lady says he running late is on his way. I ask her are you sure he knows how to get here. She says he has map. 1:00 guard calls me and wants to know how to get here he is on site but. I give him directions and he finally finds bldg. So I eat by myself. I think they got the plates from Salvation Army. But I'm not complaining its food and I ate:D Get off at 3 so I be home by 4:30 and get to see granddaughter:D and have supper with her. :D :D
 
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