Having fun at the store, hehehe

[Whitmore]

I took the lil woman to the grocery store today for our weekly load, was wandering the isles thinking of how boring it was, told the lil woman I would be back in a minute I had to pee, went up to the service counter and told the lady there was a truck in the parking lot with its lights on, she asked what the license plate said, I told her it didnt have a plate, she says can you describe the truck... ... ... ... ... . so I did, I then leave and race back to my wife as she wanders the isles and the loud speaker comes on and says.



Attention shopers we have a truck in the parking lot with its lights on, its a Dodge Cummins with chrome exhaust stacks and a sticker on the back that says I'd rather be cummin than strokin... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... My wife looks at me and says , I think thats your truck and I bust out laughing, this made my day.



Cheers, Kevin

 

[TORQUE THIS]

Here in CT we have a grocery store with self-checkouts. These things are GREAT!!! There is a female voice that talks while you scan. If you have produce or an item with no barcode, you have to use the touch screen and select your item, weigh it and then the computer tells you to place your item on the belt.



Going thru the line on Wednesday night, my wife was bagging and I was scanning. I had to weigh an onion and find it on the touch screen. While looking for the onion I find "loose nuts"... SO, I couldn't resist. It is quiet in the store and then your hear...



"Please move your NUTS to the belt"... :-laf

 

[TORQUE THIS]

Also, did you ever go the the grocery store and find the weirdest things to combine and then check out... Makes for some great looks and sometimes conversation.

 

[JTBMC]

Kevin,

How often do you think you will be able to get away with that one. I have tried every thing known to man to get out of the store and back to my truck, but that one, it will be next. There is a ton of things I can fool with on my truck(using my time wisely) while see is in Wal-Mart.

Thanks,TJ

 

[Got Smoke?]

Originally posted by TORQUE THIS

Also, did you ever go the the grocery store and find the weirdest things to combine and then check out... Makes for some great looks and sometimes conversation.

Speaking from personal experience (wal-mart store #674 :-laf )



Probably the weirdest two things I ever saw combined were a home pregnancy test and a box of condoms, and in my 3 yrs I've seen this combo a couple of times :-laf

 

[lschultz]

I guess you did not have to pee wee>

 

[Sticks]

While working Graveyard for Cub Foods, May through September, Friday and Saturday nights after 11:00 pm, on average, one month of mostly condoms and mostly to teenage boys. Next month of mostly pregnancy tests mostly to teenage girls that looked a little stressed.



Something just is not going correctly during the transition.

 

[benhall]

When I worked at the Sears Auto Center in Rapid City, SD we would take a quarter and superglue it to the counter to see how many people would try and take it. That quarter stayed there for about two weeks. Someone popped it off with a screwdriver though. We then did the same thing, but with a dime on the floor. The dime was still there when I left in December of 2000.



Ben

 

[Chris N5CWM]

many moons ago..

Hung out with some bored characters a few years back. They would go to the lingerie isle, get a pair of skimpy leopard skin g string underwear, or some other lacy racy thing, and find some unsuspecting little ol' lady (you know, the wrinkly blue haired ones) and drop it in their basket. When they went to the checkout line you can imagine the responses!



Or getting on the phone and making a PA broadcast in a Beavis and Butthead tone that there is a Blue Light Special in the Jock Strap Department.

 

[daveshoe]

Victoria's secret

Go to Victoria's Secret and look interested/confused in their merchandise. When the nice lady comes over to help you , ask her if she knows if this stuff looks good with knee socks?

 

[lschultz]

I could see Whitmore in Victoria Secrets thats about like putting a coyote in a pig pin. :-laf

 

[Whitmore]

Originally posted by lschultz

I could see Whitmore in Victoria Secrets thats about like putting a coyote in a pig pin. :-laf

Have never been in Victoria secrets but I can tell you of Elizabeth's secrets

 

[lschultz]

You gonna get bopped on the head again and then you will loose another screw and somebody will run over it and be griping about there tire again. :{

 

[Chris N5CWM]

Next time you're at WalMart, go to the sporting goods section and ask to look at firearms. When you have a gun in hand, ask the person behind the desk what isle the ski masks are in.









No don't do that.

 

[benhall]

As the Germans would say: Oh neh. lol That's just plain wrong, but funny.



Ben

 

[Hammer]

"Please move your NUTS to the belt"...

So I am going to ask this as I see no one else did... .



How did you fit on such a small belt??????? ... . Andy



lschultz...

Aren't you glad Whitmore has banished himself from Texas now??



One thing is for sure. .

There is left field,center field,right field and WAAAAAAYYYYYYY over there in the field where Whitmore is.

 

[TORQUE THIS]

Originally posted by Hammer

So I am going to ask this as I see no one else did... .



How did you fit on such a small belt??????? ... . Andy

Are you kidding me, the belt is 3' long and 24" wide. I was going to climb up on the conveyor but got a dirty look from the wife!