help home needed desperately (humor)

[Brandon]

Help I am a little carter lift pump that has been abandoned by my owner, I am not dead yet, happily my performance is just under satisfactory... .....
Can some one please take me home with them I promise to perform just good enough for the dealer techs... ... ... .
I miss working with my family and helping to provide for them, with postage and handling I can provide for you, most of the time

my last home was an 01 eth, I idle at 9psi and can maintain 2-3psi on wot and 7psi cruising... ... ... ...

enough humor 01 eth lift pump sucked, 15000 and replacement was needed, dealer wouldn't do the job until pump was dead
so look out and check fuel pressue occasionally.....
new lift pump working good for now... .....

B... ... ... ... ... ...

 

[kevin1]

hey brandon IM sure when I get the truck back that will be my next problem or maybe some common problem like blowing the head off LOL

 

[HVAC]

Brandon, your losin' it my boy! #ad
I'm gonna dial 911 b'for someone gets hurt #ad
You don't bring your rifles to work do you!?!

So what have you installed on your truck for a lift pump now?

Why don't you put a 357 kiss on that old lift pump and then take it back for a warranty replacement! #ad
#ad
Yup, it's finally dead Mr. Service Manager. I think it was suicide???

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